http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=26996
Critique my radial ramp launch
michael170 - 2012/08/29 01:21:24 UTC
What USHPA reg are you referencing specifically?
12-02.07/B./2./c.
George Whitehill - 1981/05
Just Doing a Hang Check is not Enough
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Ryan Voight - 2012/08/29 01:54:34 UTC
I was hoping that's where you were going.
I'm sure you were Ryan. I know from long experience just how happy you are every time you get an opening to sabotage discussions on safe and sane procedures, regulations, and equipment. Somebody works for years developing and refining bulletproof aerotow equipment, you tell everybody to ignore it 'cause it'll probably fail and a standard aerotow weak link will keep you from getting into too much trouble - especially if you roll harder into the lockout and push out to get you off tow even sooner.
So let's hear you telling people why they should interpret "just prior to launch" as meaning anything other that "just prior to launch" - preferably something fifteen or twenty minutes ago.
"a method" is vague;
Yeah, you USHGA shits are past masters at wording everything that might possibly keep somebody from getting killed in such hopelessly vague terms that there's no way anybody can be held accountable for failing to implement it.
- Releases need to be "within easy reach". That means put them where people can't get to them to save their lives - literally.
- Releases must be "operational with up to twice the rated breaking strength of the weak link". That means:
-- don't define a minimum weak link rating;
-- don't test any of your weak links;
-- if you can pull something open using a pair of pliers or hack it apart with a hook knife it's operational.
It's only when you want to kill people who by forcing them to do spot landings within a radius of under a wingspan that you use actual numbers.
he might have demonstrated a method and we couldn't see it...
1. Like WHAT - douchebag?
2. Please explain to me how someone can DEMONSTRATE...
verb
clearly show the existence or truth of by giving proof or evidence
give a practical exhibition and explanation of
...something in such a manner that nobody can SEE it.
3. HE'S ALREADY TOLD US IN BLACK AND FUCKING WHITE THAT HE *DIDN'T*.
or it occurred before this video started...
The REGULATION requires a hook-in check JUST PRIOR TO LAUNCH - not JUST PRIOR TO THE FUCKING VIDEO STARTING.
Which leads me to:
"just prior to launch" is open to interpretation.
Got that right, MOTHERFUCKER.
To you...
And anyone with a functional brain who really wants to stay alive and/or keep his students from running off Whitwell with their carabiners dangling.
...it obviously means a few seconds before running.
The fucking regulation doesn't say "A FEW SECONDS BEFORE RUNNING". The fucking regulation says "JUST PRIOR TO LAUNCH". Kinda like you don't check for traffic A FEW SECONDS BEFORE PULLING OUT AT AN INTERSECTION. You check for traffic JUST PRIOR TO PULLING OUT AT AN INTERSECTION.
The reason it doesn't say "A FEW SECONDS BEFORE RUNNING" is because people who BELIEVE they've checked a few seconds before running have discovered a second or two after they've started running that they actually hadn't.
To someone else it might mean as they step up to the launch.
The fucking regulation doesn't say "AS YOU STEP UP TO THE LAUNCH". The fucking regulation says "JUST PRIOR TO LAUNCH".
The reason it doesn't say "AS YOU STEP UP TO THE LAUNCH" is because people who HAVE CHECKED and HAVE CONFIRMED that they were hooked in as they stepped up to launch have run off launch a minute or two later and had REALLY BAD DAYS. Gilbert Aldrich is a classic example who lived - barely - to tell about it.
At a site where you might pick up & put down the glider numerous times, are you required to do it numerous times?
What the fuck does that have to do with anything? If you're gonna launch multiple times then you're required to check multiple times. If you're just gonna launch once then you're just required to check once.
The SOP doesn't specify...
The SOP specifies JUST PRIOR TO LAUNCH. And I SO wish you would join the long list of graphic examples who've demonstrated the consequences of dismissing the intent, logic, and critical importance of that regulation.
You cannot say with any validity that the pilot in this video violated that SOP.
Lemme quote him, dickhead:
Suppose I could do that, never hurts, but I always hang check with assistance prior to stepping on the ramp, and never leave my harness once I get in it.
But if you think they did...
1. It's a goddam HE - not goddam THEY. There's only one of him. Maybe if you had stayed awake for few hours worth of grade school English and arithmetic some of these discussions would be a bit smoother and more productive.
2. It's not a question of IF. He fuckin' obviously violated it. There was time to do a hook-in check, he's stated that we was capable of doing a hook-in check but didn't, there was no reason not to do a hook-in check, and he ran off the ramp without doing a fucking hook-in check on the assumption that he was hooked in.
...why not just say hey I recommend blah blah blah.
It's not a fucking PERSONAL RECOMMENDATION of blah blah blah - asshole. It's goddam 31 year old USHGA REGULATION repeated four times in the rating requirements in an effort to get it to sink in for really dense functionally illiterate douchebags.
What purpose did posting a non-radial ramp launch of a different pilot and writing a riddle?
1. He was taking a shot at getting him to THINK. You use this strategy in hang gliding, once every four or five hundred attempts you make a connection.
2. He posted a video of a non-radial ramp launch of a DIFFERENT pilot because...
- This "PILOT" never does hook-in checks. If he did there'd be no point in trying to show him how to do things right - you moron.
- It's impossible to find anybody doing a hook-in check at a radial ramp 'cause the only two radial ramps are in the Chattanooga area where Matt teaches tens of thousands of students to skip hook-in checks.
- There is no instructor in the country - probably on the face of the planet - who teaches hook-in checks in compliance with the stated intent of the USHGA regulation. They're all a bunch of stupid negligent assholes like you and your dad. Everyone who's doing it properly picked it up on his own or from somebody with a brain. So it's damn near impossible to find a video of anyone anywhere doing it right.
3. What's your moronic point about the issue of the fucking radial ramp? People who've skipped hook-in checks can and have died taking off from cliffs, flat ground, and everything in between.
4. What's the purpose of some warped sociopathic little shit like you trying to undermine this regulation and discourage people from complying with it? You're not even bothering to make lunatic cases about how compliance will get people crashed and killed the way Bob never tires of doing.
Brad Barkley - 2012/08/29 02:55:39 UTC
Frostburg
Maybe michael170 is actually......

Just what the conversation needed, Brad. Really appreciate your thoughtful contribution regarding this serious issue.
Keith Skiles - 2012/08/29 04:41:39 UTC
In regards to that whole thing, I'll tell you the general policy at Henson's Gap.
Oh, will you now? So where can I go or what Tennessee Tree Toppers official can I contact to get a copy of this "GENERAL POLICY"?
You do not step onto that ramp with a glider without having first had a hang check.
FUCK the hang check. Unless there's something IN WRITING on a privately controlled launch I don't do hang checks and I don't allow stupid motherfuckers to go above and beyond the USHGA regulations under which I fly to tell me what my procedures will be.
And I will disembowel every Aussie Methodist shithead who even thinks about telling me I can't get in or out of my harness unless it's connected to my glider.
If you need to adjust, unhook, tinker, run a marathon, ect before launching, you get off the ramp.
Fuck that.
- If I need to do something on the ramp I'm gonna do it. If I've got somebody behind me and it'll take more time to do it than to clear the ramp I'll clear the ramp.
- And don't you tell me that you don't have people fucking with suspension, instruments, buckles, and VG lines on that ramp - I've been around hang gliding far too long and there are lotsa people at least a third as scatterbrained as I am.
Local conditions dictate that one does not want to be on the ramp any longer than necessary...
Right. Local conditions at Henson are completely unique. Even when it's zero gusting to one and you have a full crew it's a dice roll whether you'll live to see tomorrow. BULLSHIT.
If local conditions dictate it's not safe to be on the ramp for the next ten minutes it's not safe to be on the ramp PERIOD.
In the entire history of hang gliding...
- The number of people who've been so much as SCRATCHED because their launch procedure included a hook-in check is ZERO.
- The list of people who've been majorly fucked up or smashed to lifeless pulps SOLELY because their launch procedures DIDN'T included hook-in checks is too tedious to recount.
...and you would certainly not want to be on the ramp without being in control of your glider.
Nah. I LOVE being on the ramp without being in control of your glider.
Everyone who lives dies, yet not everyone who dies, has lived. We take these risks not to escape life, but to prevent life escaping us.
Hang gliding just wouldn't be hang gliding unless we took stupid risks at every opportunity. That's why I never use wire crew when conditions are dicey.
Moron.
A roaring thermal could easy whip through and take you, and the glider, right off the side of a 125 foot bluff.
A roaring thermal could easy whip through a soccer field and take you and the glider up to 125 feet, flip you over, and kill you. That's why you don't go on ramps or into soccer fields with gliders in totally insane conditions and use adequate crew to keep things safe and totally under control at all times in marginally insane conditions.
Incidents of people being swept off launches are rare.
Incidents of people following halfway reasonable procedures are being swept off launches are nonexistent.
Incidents of people being swept off launches as consequences of hook-in checks exist only in the deranged minds of sociopaths like Bob Kuczewski who get their main kicks by undermining safety standards.
Incidents of people running off ramps without their gliders in brain dead easy conditions with every opportunity to execute hook-in checks and with tons of people standing around available to provide any assistance needed are ROUTINE.
So once I, or anyone else, steps on to that ramp, we are committing to launch.
Right. Once you step up on that ramp you are COMMITTED to launch. If the wind dies, crosses, tails, or surges you MUST launch. It's in the "General Policy" - and if you try to back off the designated TTT sniper will take you out.
What a load of absolute shit.
Anybody who gets on a ramp COMMITTED to launch is a total moron who needed his rating permanently revoked six months ago. We fly gliders so when we're down to a couple hundred feet over the LZ we're committed to land but - unless the mountain is on fire and there's no other way out - we are NEVER committed to launch. That is ALWAYS optional and I personally know a good many dead people who took the wrong option at the wrong time.
Lemme quote you the "General Policy" for Henson from the Tennessee Tree Toppers website...
You must be a Tennessee Tree Topper Member in good standing and a current USHPA member before flying any TTT sites.
A minimum Hang 2 rating with mountain experience at a different site is required before flying at Henson Gap.
Beyond some restrictions for new pilots and reasonable suggestions for dealing with various winds - that's IT. Nothing about hang checks, requirements to clear launch to buckle a helmet, check a radio frequency, or set an altimeter and nothing about exempting anyone from the requirements and conditions of his rating because of the roaring thermals that are constantly whipping through and taking people doing hook-in checks right off the side of the 125 foot bluff.
You're a USHGA rated "pilot", you're flying under USHGA regulations at a USHGA insured site owned and controlled by a USHGA chapter, and you're deliberately and willfully violating the must fundamental and critical of all USHGA safety regulations.
You should have your rating suspended, the people who signed you off on your ratings should have their certifications permanently revoked, and slimeballs higher up in the chain of command like Ryan and his dad should be staked to anthills.
michael170 - 2012/08/29 05:17:28 UTC
AIRTHUG wrote:
"a method" is vague...
You can't see the forest, too many trees in the way.
He can see it just fine. But his goal is to dowse it with a healthy coating of Agent Orange, set fire to it, pave it over, and then convince everybody that it never existed - it was always a parking lot.
michael170 - 2012/08/29 06:42:43 UTC
Brad, ask your idiot instructor to tell you about what happened to Bill Priday.
Then see if you can connect the dots.
He didn't do a hang check either in the setup area...
http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1152
Bill Priday's death
Cragin Shelton - 2005/10/03 15:13:27 UTC
I just read the following item from the OzForum by a secondary on-site (not witness) report:
According to at least five local pilots, Bill had set up his glider and was moving it closer to launch. Again, according to at least five pilots, Bill was asked if he wanted a hang check, but was heard to say "It has been taken care of".
This is eerie, because Hank Hengst and I were involved with an almost identical conversation with Bill at the Pulpit Fly-In. As we were walking Bill up to the old ramp, with me on right wing and Hank on nose, Hank asked bill if he wanted a hang check. Bill's reply was something like, "No thanks, I'm good." Hank then pointed out that he was not hooked in. I remarked that 'you are not hooked in until after the hang check.' We ran Bill through a routine lay-down hang check at the back of the ramp, and he had a fine launch.
...or at the back of the ramp...
http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1166
Thoughts on responsibility...
Jim Rowan - 2005/10/06 01:26:50 UTC
I'm going to say this bluntly. The only one responsible for Bill Priday's death was Bill Priday. Not you or the other pilots who set up around him, watched him suit up and carry his glider to launch; not the pilots who asked him if he needed a hang check without noticing he wasn't hooked in; not the wire crew who allowed him to launch without checking to see if he was hooked in; not the competition meet director or safety director; not Steve Wendt who trained him; not the culture of the hang gliding community at-large, or anyone else. Bill Priday was the only one responsible for what happened to him and while I never actually met the man, from what I've read about him, I would tend to think he would agree.
...the way he was trained and in accordance with the Tennessee Tree Toppers General Policy.
Brad Barkley - 2012/08/29 12:05:31 UTC
When you start throwing that kind of language around, I'm done listening to you.

Good.