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Tad Eareckson wrote:Can ya point me to any Jack or Davis Show threads on ground handling?
http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=16991
High wind ground handling
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bobk wrote:As a member of the "Turtle Club", I can say that you have to be on top of your wing at all times.
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Must not have had his Three at that point. How fortunate it is for all of us and the sport of hang gliding that he was wearing a quality helmet and thus didn't have his brains turned to mush.
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Bob Kuczewski - 2014/12/28 06:21:51 UTC

Re: The Bob Show - 2014/12/27 18:52:46 UTC

Hi Tad,

I've publicly stated that I appreciated your integrity on the Torrey issue even though we're not on very good terms. I've done the same for you in the past, and I will do it again in the future.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I personally don't think it's fruitful to respond to all of your attacks. In the past that has only produced more animosity.

Even when we were on good terms, our discussions became divergent.

Silence is not consent. It's just silence.

Bob
Hey Bob...

When you get attacked - unfairly - on the Jack and Davis Shows and by USHGA, USHGA operatives, the Jebb Gang, the San Diego police there's always lotsa response.

You and your buddies and supporters quote the posts and messages and pick them apart point by point, counterattack, discredit the enemy forces, score lotsa points. Even Steve and I - who both hate your fuckin' guts - have done that sorta stuff on your behalf.

So how come when mostly Tad mostly rips your ass to shreds over here with "The Bob Show", 406 previous posts, probably eighteen thousand or more non robot hits, NOBODY - not you, Scott, Sam, Rick, Bill - EVER denies, contests, responds to ANYTHING? Could it POSSIBLY be that one hundred percent of mostly Tad's points, charges, attacks are totally one hundred percent ACCURATE and LEGITIMATE?

Pretty fuckin' tough to make a case otherwise - 'specially in the wake of the unqualified support you've gotten and will continue to get over this Torrey situation.

Also pretty fuckin' tough to make a case otherwise given that stuff on which I attack you is all echoed by others and also without contradiction or challenge.
I've publicly stated that I appreciated your integrity on the Torrey issue...
Quote me something you've ever publicly stated crediting me with "integrity"...

http://www.ushawks.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=884
The Bob Show
Bob Kuczewski - 2011/12/13 05:55:39 UTC

This has not been easy or fun. This has been a sad realization for me that some people are so pathological that they cannot interact reasonably with others. That's why so many societies have jails (or death penalties). At some point, they've realized that the costs of interacting with pathological people is too high to be paid. We're reaching that point.
...on ANYTHING.
...even though we're not on very good terms.
Your choice.
I've done the same for you in the past...
See above.
...and I will do it again in the future.
Anything wrong with the present?
I can't speak for anyone else...
Oh REALLY? Here's your bullshit mission statement:

http://www.ushawks.org/forum/faq.php
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the US Hawks?
The US Hawks is a national hang gliding organization designed to give all hang glider pilots a platform for sharing information and a focal point for pooling their efforts to further their own flying and the sport of hang gliding.

What does it cost to join the US Hawks?
Currently, membership is free. The US Hawks will follow the model of the Torrey Hawks by providing a voice for all hang glider pilots. The Torrey Hawks did this on the local level, and the US Hawks will attempt to do that on the national level. There may be a time when we need actual money, and we'll address that issue then.

Why do we need another organization?
The need for choice on the national level has been clear for some time. The HGAA, for example, was originally formed to be more of a grass roots organization than USHPA. However, it was quickly overtaken by those who again concentrated power and shunned opposing viewpoints. So the US Hawks was formed to provide yet another alternative.

Won't the US Hawks further fragment our resources?
Hang glider pilots typically pool their resources to reduce the costs of insurance and to lobby for protection of flying sites. There's no reason that the US Hawks couldn't team with either USHPA or the HGAA on both of those issues. In fact, having multiple organizations might increase the total number of people participating, and therefore increase both the insurance pool and the lobbying efforts.

What will keep the US Hawks from becoming another USHPA or HGAA?
You will ... hopefully. The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. Everyone has to do their part once in a while. If you see something that's not being done correctly, then it's your duty to speak out. One big difference between the US Hawks and other organizations is that the US Hawks really does honor the free speech of its members.

Will the US Hawks offer insurance?
Not at this time. The HGAA is currently working to see if they can get independent insurance. The outcome of their effort will tell us a lot about the "lay of the land" with regard to insurance. One option that I've suggested before is requesting to be included on USHPA's (or even the HGAA's) insurance with a small markup. That means we would have to follow their rating standards which are not unreasonable at this time.

Will the US Hawks try to replace USHPA or the HGAA?
No. I started the HGAA because I wanted pilots to have choices. Eliminating USHPA (or the HGAA) would reduce our choices and that's never been my goal. Pilots who like USHPA should have USHPA. Pilots who like the HGAA should have the HGAA. And pilots who like the US Hawks should have the US Hawks. As I said when founding the HGAA, more choices gives us a better chance of each pilot finding an organization that they like. Hopefully those organizations (USHPA, HGAA, US Hawks) will all work together to make our sport better. They each appeal to different kinds of pilots and that's likely to give us more total pilots participating in our national organizations. Win. Win. Win. I hope the US Hawks' relationships with USHPA and the HGAA will be positive.

How will the US Hawks try to be different from USHPA or the HGAA?
The US Hawks will try to be more of a grass roots organization - more like the start of hang gliding. There's nothing wrong with the strong central control exhibited by other organizations, but the US Hawks will appeal to pilots who want more local control and greater personal participation in decision making. We believe that good decisions sometimes require a significant effort to dig into the facts. Sometimes arguments are heated, and that's not something to be feared or rejected. That's the process - painful or not - that leads to better decisions.

Is there a Board of Directors for the US Hawks?
Not yet. The HGAA's early problems arose because different people wanted to take the organization in different directions. That created power stuggles which cost the HGAA some of its early leadership. For now, I'm going to take the US Hawks in the direction that I believe is right. If people want to go along, then they're welcome. If not, there are at least two other alternatives. :)

Can local chapters join the US Hawks?
Certainly. We currently provide a public forum for each of our chapters to keep them better integrated with the national organization. We may be the first national hang gliding association to do that (watch for others to follow).

Do all local chapters have to have 'Hawks' in their name?
No, but you might think so given our first 3 local chapters (Torrey Hawks, Tooele Hawks, and Lakeview Hawks)! Any club is welcome to apply for membership. All we really want to see is that the club is sincere in being a member of the US Hawks and that they have a desire to promote and protect the sport of hang gliding in their local area.

Do I have to be a member of the US Hawks to use the forum?
No, but your membership in the US Hawks would show a more sincere interest in our organization and an appreciation of our efforts. Eventually we may provide additional services for actual members or place limitations on non-members.

Can I donate to the US Hawks?
No. Our model is based on freedom of speech and freedom of representation. But thanks for asking!! If the US Hawks begins to offer expensive services (such as insurance) then we may have to charge for those services.

If I can't donate, then what can I do to help?
Just try to visit the forum regularly and post as often as you can. It also helps if you spread the word about the US Hawks and try to bring in new members.
You're running a dictatorship and totally addicted to first person plural, collective, speaking for anyone/everyone else - regardless of whether or not the people whom you claim to be representing actually exist. You use first person singular so seldom I'm astonished that you can get verb agreement correct most of the time. And every time you use stuff like "we", "us", "our", "US Hawks" guess who knows he's being very specifically, definitely, totally, permanently excluded.
...but I personally don't think it's fruitful to respond to all of your attacks.
Super, Bob. Then obviously you should never respond to any of them.

Me? I respond to EVERY attack coming from ANYWHERE - 'cause I know I can and will win. And, being the unrepentant child molester that I am, one would think that I'm way more hated than Saint Bob of Torrey is and would be having to deal with way more attacks. But I'm not real sure that's the actual case.

I responded to every single attack your li'l Jim Keen-Intellect Rooney buddy launched at me over the course of something approaching a decade, And despite all the protection and support that despicable little motherfucker had from USHGA, The Industry, the clubs, forum "moderators", his hordes of adoring groupies, I - with a lot of excellent help from The Team - beat his ass to a permanent unrecognizable silent bloody pulp. And his allies are all fuckin' toast now as well.
In the past that has only produced more animosity.
1. Try responding honestly sometime and see what happens.

2. You want animosity? Keep misrepresenting my statements, not responding to my attacks and charges, treating me as though I don't exist, backing and promoting douchebags, aligning yourself with scum like Orion Price, talking about what a great job you did limiting the serious damage I was doing to the sport.
Even when we were on good terms...
I don't think we were ever on good terms. You were conning me, I was seeing and hearing what you wanted me to and what I wanted to believe.
...our discussions became divergent.
Then at least one of us wasn't staying on topic.
Silence is not consent. It's just silence.
Is that carved in granite somewhere? Seems to be a total contradiction of what I view as the keystone of your alternative hang gliding association:
What will keep the US Hawks from becoming another USHPA or HGAA?
You will ... hopefully. The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. Everyone has to do their part once in a while. If you see something that's not being done correctly, then it's your duty to speak out.
If I see yet another Greblo victim standing on launch with a dangling carabiner and say nothing is that just silence? If a video card recovered from the glider clearly shows me looking down at and reacting to the aforementioned dangling carabiner and saying nothing what kind of response do you think I'm gonna get when I go to the services to pay my respects?

I say it bloody well IS consent - and who the fuck are you or anyone else to tell me different?

You pull the kinda shit you did at:

http://www.shga.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?t=3840
[TIL] About Tad Eareckson

and aid and abet that crap Orion Price is pulling I'm holding you massively accountable - whether or not you maintain that:
Silence is not consent. It's just silence.
Wanna reduce the level of animosity a bit? Go back to that thread and do something decent - for a big change. Shouldn't be all that much trouble for you. That motherfucker got really softened up after trying to pull the same shit on The Davis Show in late August.

(Boy there was a seismic shift in the hang gliding landscape when that buddy of Rooney's got inconvenienced back into the runway at Quest a bit shy of twenty months ago.)
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Re: The Bob Show

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http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=16991
High wind ground handling
Bob Kuczewski - 2010/05/06 22:27:52 UTC

As a member of the "Turtle Club", I can say that you have to be on top of your wing at all times.
I'm a member of the Turtle Club many times over. But it's always been my take that it's better to be under your wing at all times.
Never be afraid to ask for help.
I never was. It's about twenty times easier to maneuver a glider in strong air with somebody with a few ounces worth of common sense on a wing and I never hesitate to ask for and give it. Fuck these testosterone poisoning cases who feel the need to show how manly they are by eschewing help ground handling and launching.
Also, if you spend some time on launch offering to help others you won't feel so out of place when you need a little help yourself.
Exactly.
I think offering to help pilots on launch is another nice little thing we can do to build camaraderie in our sport.
So's responding to posts honestly and not spewing out crap like:

http://www.ushawks.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=818
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Bob Kuczewski - 2011/11/19 00:11:35 UTC
TadEareckson wrote:Blah blah blah blah blah
Finally, remember that all aerodynamic forces go up as the square of the relative velocity. So a 10mph breeze may seem pleasant, but a 20mph wind is generating 4 times the forces on your glider. Respect those forces and you'll be a much safer pilot.
But do try to launch in high winds unassisted as much as possible so Bob can more easily sabotage implementation of any substantive implementation of the USHGA regulation mandating hook-in checks just prior to launch with crap about raising wings into turbulent jet streams.

So Bob... Correct me if I'm wrong...

You turtled ground handling at Torrey. And you've gotta be a Four to fly a hang glider at Torrey. So you were a Four when you turtled at Torrey.

So this business about not having the experience, skill, judgment south of a Three to be permitted to ground handle a glider while clipped in minus a helmet is the total load of crap I've been saying it is. Right?

And why don't you tell us all what a damn good thing it was that you were wearing a helmet when you flipped.
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Re: The Bob Show

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Bob Kuczewski - 2014/12/28 06:21:51 UTC

I've publicly stated that I appreciated your integrity on the Torrey issue even though we're not on very good terms. I've done the same for you in the past, and I will do it again in the future.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I personally don't think it's fruitful to respond to all of your attacks. In the past that has only produced more animosity.

Even when we were on good terms, our discussions became divergent.
So much crap on so many levels. It's just so exhausting to keep you pinned down. But, of course, it goes right back to the point of the very post to which you were supposedly responding.

Once again...

When you're in the right you respond in painstaking detail to every punctuation mark of every attack that comes your way. You're not doing that to reach areas of agreement, accommodation, compromise. You're doing it to demolish the motherfuckers. And you do it really well.

When you're pulling your scams you totally ignore the attacks or misrepresent the statements and figure out ways to not respond to anything - à la Bill Helliwell.

I'm pretty sure I could teach a five year old how to differentiate your legitimate from your il just by looking at the text patterns from five feet away. Hell, I'll bet I could train a lab rat in half an hour or so.
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http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=16991
High wind ground handling
latunatexx - 2010/05/03 21:51:05 UTC
Citrus Heights, California

I'm having trouble ground handeling my Falcon 2 225, in winds 15+.
I'm 6'2", weigh 245 lbs, and I'm not a sissy. That being said, I'm getting tossed around like a little girl. I once got turtled on the 600' at Ed Levin, and messed up my wing. Now I make sure and ask for a wire person, when the winds are up.
What I would like to know, has anyone had this problem, and if so, how did you overcome it. I know I have to keep the nose really low, but the minute I pick up the wing, I have a really hard time controlling it.
Last week at Fort Funston, I looked totally out of control, just trying to get out to launch.
I don't have the money to go to a Sport 2 yet, so I need to learn to control the beast. Any help, would be greatly appriciated.

Yours trully
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Dennis Wood - 2010/05/03 22:05:46 UTC

don't feel but so bad bout this. remember, a sheet of plywood is 32 square feet. iffin you was up on a roof in a breeze, you'd sure ask for help. your wing is almost 7 times as big as a 4x8 plywood. don't worry bout perception. tell those lazy beyatches to grab a nose or side wire and help a bro out. don't know your launch, but might be some turbs hanging out just to mess with you. you do know how to get to Carnegie Hall, don't you?
Frank Peel - 2010/05/03 22:08:16 UTC
San Jose

Ground handling in wind is more finesse than muscle. The answer is to let the glider fly. Being heavy handed can make it worse.

The angle of attack will be close to the same as launching. If the glider does start to get out of shape simply put the control bar down, step on it and point the nose at the ground. Relax, ease the glider back into flying position and try again.

Still, though ground handling in wind does get easier with time and practice, on some days it's simply a bear that has to be wrestled. Gusty, switchy days are especially taxing.
Jason Rogers - 2010/05/03 22:57:39 UTC
Port Macquarie

If it's smooth coastal air you shouldn't need to control the glider at all. Just let it fly and don't mess with it. You can virtually ignore the glider and just walk around with it above you without touching the controls. In fact you should be able to complete a whole flight without touching the controls if your landing is directly in front of your takeoff.

If it's rough air then you need wire assist, you won't be 100% sure that you can control it at all times without that.

So either way, don't beat yourself up that you're having trouble ground handling the glider, smooth air you don't need to, rough air you shouldn't try.

=:)

PS, these comments are about controlling the glider on the ground, not launch. When launching you must be able to control the glider without a wire assist. If it's too rough to control the glider in the 10 seconds prior to launch, it's too rough to launch. (in my risk/benefit opinion)
fireforthall - 2010/05/03 23:20:52 UTC
Blackfoot, Idaho

I to have a 225 and though i can handle it ok in the wind, its getting it turned around that is a bitch!
Jack Barth - 2010/05/03 23:38:14 UTC

Moving to launch

Never be afraid to ask for assistance. If it's 15+ it's probably a good idea anyway.
If you have to go it alone, be ready to bury the nose in the dirt at all times. Putting a foot in front of the control bar also provides leverage to assist in dropping the nose. Move short distances and re-establish control. Your a big dude and should be able to power it to launch. The word finesse was used, and that's exactly what it takes. Also moving to the launch at an angle can absorb some of the lift and turbulence. Move indirectly side step towards launch. Seriously drop the nose when coming around into the wind. Landing in high winds is another story.
You may need to use the nose wires to bury the nose asap upon landing.. Unhook and go around to nose asap and wait for help.
Paul Hurless - 2010/05/03 23:47:15 UTC

Some pilots are probably afraid to ask for assistance because they might feel embarrassed about needing help, but you won't be nearly as embarrassed as you would be having to ask for help getting your wing flipped right side up again.
Like several others have already said, it's a finesse thing moving the glider and getting it turned around in windy conditions. The glider wants to lift up in the wind, use that to your advantage.
Robert Seckold - 2010/05/04 00:47:35 UTC

As others have said correctly finesse is the way to go, although I will say even at Stanwell some days when the wind is chunky, the only way to get to launch is with wire assistance. Even if you have to ask a tourist to hold your nose wire is better than flipping over and hitting him anyway. Image
Dennis Wood - 2010/05/04 01:00:26 UTC

some mention has been made of glider becoming turtled. this is about as easy to right as anything i can think of.(if you're not still attached) simply spin glider till leading edge is perpendicular to wind. slightly lift wing, while holding nose (of glider). glider rights itself, with nose directly into wind.
Jack Barth - 2010/05/04 02:47:45 UTC

Double surface can be just as hornry.
Michael Farren - 2010/05/04 03:23:51 UTC
South Bunbury

The 225 wing would have to be at the upper wind speed range in 15+ even with 245 lbs. Considering that the wind gradient above launch will generally increase, the ground handling issues might indicate that it is on the strong side to launch safely for this class of glider. With or without wire men to assist.
Diev Hart - 2010/05/04 06:47:56 UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8JX6d6bh6Q


there is my high wind landing and some ground control...or not.....
notice how I land, pause, relax, then try to move.....I usually can make it back to the breakdown area with patience, but this day was nutty hard and switchy...so why struggle if someone will help...we stopped and watched other land (I rested).

Now the real question is....
Are you one that unhooks so your glider might lift and fly away (and not bring you with it)???
Or are you in the camp that thinks it is better to stay hooked in to keep your glider from lifting off, and use your hangstrap tension to help control your glider?????
Mike Jefferson (SlopeSkimmer) - 2010/05/04 06:53:25 UTC

Sometimes my 225 gets bumped around too. I hook in at 175ish. I found it gets better if I go upright and turn around backwards. Like this...

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Steve Seibel - 2010/05/04 07:56:42 UTC

Finally someone has figured out that the scoops on the sail are supposed to point forward to catch the wind. I wondered when you all would get it!
Jason Rogers - 2010/05/04 08:37:47 UTC

I always chuckle to myself when I see those cargo pods on top of cars with the pointy end forwards and the blunt end to the back.

=:)
fakeDecoy - 2010/05/04 10:17:55 UTC
Fort Funston

You just have to put in some time ground handling at Levin or Funston. You don't get good at ground handling in strong winds unless you do it a lot.
Allen Sparks - 2010/05/04 12:19:11 UTC

Latunatexx,

I ground handle my 225 in wind (15+) and have the same problem, but I'm much lighter. Fortunately I've not been turtled, but I was ~forced~ (i.e. chose) to launch prematurely (recently) so I wouldn't get turtled.

This stuff might be obvious, but in case not ...

Use the grapevine grip, not the beer bottle grip when handling in higher winds. One foot in front of the basetube to help keep the nose at the proper AOA. Nose too low can also be a problem.

Wheels suck for this. It is the one (and only) reason why I might choose to leave the wheels off. Being able to pin the basetube to the ground really helps.

Having a loop of webbing attached to the noseplate/keel also really helps when trying to unhook and move the glider in high winds .... when done flying. I step through the bar and grab the loop, then unhook.

I don't unhook unless I plan to take my harness off. I've launched unhooked and wouldn't expect to survive it again.
Mike Jefferson - 2010/05/04 18:13:54 UTC

It all comes in time. Call me next time you come to Funson and I will show you a few tricks. I was quite busy last time you were there. I believe it was also a bit bumpy that day.

Note: We are taking some hang 2s down to Big Sur this weekend, y'all should come out and fly. Image
Jason Boehm - 2010/05/04 18:53:26 UTC

whats the forecast like?
J ball - 2010/05/04 19:24:44 UTC

Who ever told you, you weren't a sissy? Image
for similar probs, I'm tryin to find some grippier gloves or maybe some tennis wrap on my dts for a lil better grip.. I have a heck of a time gripping the contoured dts..
latunatexx - 2010/05/06 15:53:25 UTC

Hey Jballs, thanks for giving me up. These guys don't know me as well as you do, so I appriciate you telling everyone the reality. Image
Chris and I are going to Marina this Saturday, for the Wind Festival. I'm going to bring my glider, just incase. Hope you guys have a great weekend at Mt Tam, and the Fort.
I'll see you guys at the Cyote Howl next weekend. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR ONE OF THOSE GUYS, WHO THINKS IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO PICK UP THEIR NEW GLIDER AT THE WW DEMO DAYS. We will miss you, and I hope your new toy is the best thing ever.
Diev Hart - 2010/05/06 20:42:53 UTC

Every pilot should have a rool of "Gaffers tape", that stuff is the bomb and works great on slippery DTs....
Matthew Hendershot - 2010/05/06 22:00:46 UTC
Arroyo Grande

Re: whether or not to unhook immediately upon landing in "fresh" conditions...

I think that's a nuanced question.

I think that pilots with a lot of experience and skill handling their wings are possibly better off staying hooked in--although turbulent conditions could be too much even then...

But I feel pretty strongly that low-airtime pilots are best advised to unhook immediately.

I've been in the habit of walking the 50 feet or so from my landing spot to the breakdown area at my local coastal site. So far, so good. I'm comfortable doing it. But I'm going to change that habit from now on after witnessing more turbulent conditions there. I only have a little over 30 hours logged, and my ground handling skills are OK--but not great.
Bob Kuczewski - 2010/05/06 22:27:52 UTC

As a member of the "Turtle Club", I can say that you have to be on top of your wing at all times. Never be afraid to ask for help. Also, if you spend some time on launch offering to help others you won't feel so out of place when you need a little help yourself. I think offering to help pilots on launch is another nice little thing we can do to build camaraderie in our sport.

Finally, remember that all aerodynamic forces go up as the square of the relative velocity. So a 10mph breeze may seem pleasant, but a 20mph wind is generating 4 times the forces on your glider. Respect those forces and you'll be a much safer pilot.
Frank Peel - 2010/05/06 23:04:02 UTC
As a member of the "Turtle Club", I can say that you have to be on top of your wing at all times.
All puns intended? Image
zilifrom - 2010/05/07 07:25:45 UTC
Northern California

I'm hoping this is something that comes with time and time spent working out triceps.
OK Bob...

- Where's all the discussion about the ground handling skill, experience, judgment that only really comes when one has reached Three level?

- Funny, don't seem to be hearing much about danger to the pilot - hooked in or un - ground handling in nasty conditions. Not one mention of being injured, knowing anybody who was injured, ever having heard of anybody being injured.

- Not one comment on the importance of having a helmet on or even an admonition to avoid shorts to mitigate the scraped knee and wire burn issues - even from born again nanny stater Bob Kuczewski a bit over three months prior to the founding of his pilot safety centered alternative national hang gliding association.

This is total bullshit. Somebody cite me from anywhere in the history of hang gliding a report of an injury to a pilot resulting from a ground handling problem. I'll take a wire burn if that's the best you can do.

Ground handling is all about conditions, wingspan, weight, size, strength, and common fucking sense - 'specially the common fucking sense required for knowing when something's a two man job (just like on launch). Has absolute shit to do with pilot rating. Anybody who hasn't figured out by halfway through his first lesson how to move a glider from Point A to Point B in any glider flyable conditions just as well as a forty year Hang Five needs to find another hobby fast.

And you're not gonna respond to any of this 'cause you know you're totally full of shit and already blown thirty feet out of the water.
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Re: The Bob Show

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Bob Kuczewski - 2014/12/29 17:54:25 UTC

Tad, you asked me to correct you if you're wrong.

Well, you're wrong. You're absolutely undeniably wrong.
OK, definitely isn't the first time, probably won't be the last. That's how come I've always been a big fan of...

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...hook-in checks - for myself and the very few...

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...other imperfect people who fly hang gliders.
I could tell you where you're wrong...
You mean you could CORRECT ME?
...but I think it will be more instructive...
Waste more of my time.
...for you to figure it out on your own.
Well, that should be loads of fun.
I'll look forward to your correction...
I'll probably need a copy of your logbook to be able to make much progress.
...and your explanation of how you ended up with 2 + 2 = 37.
OK...
- You're a member of the "Turtle Club".
- Turtling only happens in high winds.
- People tend not to fly inland high sites in high winds because:
-- high winds on the approach to launch generally mean REALLY high winds out in front and above launch
-- flying at inland high sites in high winds is generally - at best - no fun
- Coastal sites tend to need fairly high winds to produce the requisite ridge lift.
- High winds tend to be a lot less dangerous at coastal sites than they do at high inland sites.
- Torrey:
-- is a:
--- coastal site often flown in higher winds
--- San Diego site and you're a San Diego resident
-- appears to me to be your primary flying site and center of activity
-- requires a Four for hang gliders (and a zero for paragliders)
- You've been a Four since 2005/09/13.
- Most, possibly all, of the turtlings I've experienced and observed happened at Jockey's Ridge - which is a coastal site.
- You've reported a glider - Hang Four by definition - flipping over at Torrey:

http://www.ushawks.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=646
Failure to Hook In
Bob Kuczewski - 2011/07/23 19:33:40 UTC

Earlier this year I was flying at Torrey when I witnessed a friend of mine get blown over on launch (broken bones ... healing nicely as I've heard). That was while he was doing his level best to just control the glider. Do you want to add more tricks for people to perform on a tricky launch?
Some asshole too fuckin' stupid to know when he needs crew and too irresponsible to post a report someplace where people can actually see it.

Does that seem like 2+2=37 to anybody but Bob?

But in the course of digging that one up I found this:
I was flipped over on launch when I was a hang 2. I had my hands full (obviously more than full) just trying to control the glider ... let alone attempting to let it just "lift and tug" without pulling me off my feet.
"just prior" in the same post. Also some asshole too fuckin' stupid to know when he needs crew. Oh well, you DID verify that you were hooked in at launch position, possibly just prior to when you were planning on launching.

Anyway... That WOULD put you in the Turtle Club. But that WASN'T a ground handling incident and, as the discussion was about ground handling and you didn't specify that this was on launch, I'm probably not the only one of your readers to leave with the impression that it was a ground handling incident.

I put launch incidents in a whole nuther category 'cause while I've never heard of anyone being scratched in a ground handling incident there have been literally tons of people totally killed in launch incidents.

So how'd I do?
Thanks,
Bob Kuczewski
Don't mention it.

Wanna reiterate that - although I'm asking you not to post - you've been unbanned here since 2014/11/22 03:30:58 UTC (although you haven't logged in since 2012/05/09 21:39:57 UTC). Also... A bit ago, at 2014/12/29 19:08:07 UTC, I restored your ability to send and receive Personal Messages - and you can do whatever the fuck you want with that privilege.

And I also wanna reiterate that your bullshit "justification" for booting me off of your dump was that I might personally and privately communicate with one or more of your many precious goddam registered Bob Show people of varying ages - and that with that ability to disable Personal Messaging for any individual your bullshit premise is down the toilet right where it's always belonged.

So as far as the software is concerned you have the same capabilities as any other regular member here. And if you wanna pursue any kind of dialogue with me it'll be easier for you to pull text from posts and send your communications to me via Kite Strings Personal Messaging. That'll also make things easier for me and I'll tend to get your messages a lot faster and I'd prefer it if you'd do it that way.

And I'm gonna reiterate my request that you switch off my Bob Show Personal Messaging capability and restore me to the status I had on 2011/12/09 before you implemented your bullshit Nazi "experiment" on me. And, like I've said, I have ZERO desire to again dignify your dump with so much as another punctuation mark of my commentary.

P.S. What the hell substantive difference to the discussion was this error of mine supposed to have made? You got flipped somewhere as a Two - just like Threes, Fours, and Fives get flipped - and you didn't get hurt or need a new helmet. But now you want everybody south of a Three to be required to wear a helmet at all times he's hooked into a glider and that something bad happen to him if he doesn't comply. (Still no penalty whatsoever for the most flagrant and dangerous violations of USHGA's third of a century old hook-in check regulation, however.)
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http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=16991
High wind ground handling
Diev Hart - 2010/05/04 06:47:56 UTC

Now the real question is....
Are you one that unhooks so your glider might lift and fly away (and not bring you with it)???
Or are you in the camp that thinks it is better to stay hooked in to keep your glider from lifting off, and use your hangstrap tension to help control your glider?????
I got a real question for ya, Diev...

Has anybody - beyond getting flipped - ever been lifted off and flown away in a ground handling incident? If so I'd really like to get an explanation of the physics/aerodynamics involved 'cause that sounds like a pretty cheap an convenient way for a flatlander to get some good airtime.
fakeDecoy - 2010/05/04 10:17:55 UTC
Fort Funston

You just have to put in some time ground handling at Levin or Funston. You don't get good at ground handling in strong winds unless you do it a lot.
Bullshit, fake. You just need the two hours of airtime that's required for a Three.
Allen Sparks - 2010/05/04 12:19:11 UTC

Latunatexx,

I ground handle my 225 in wind (15+) and have the same problem, but I'm much lighter. Fortunately I've not been turtled, but I was ~forced~ (i.e. chose) to launch prematurely (recently) so I wouldn't get turtled.
You wouldn't have been if you'd had adequate (any) crew.
Wheels suck for this. It is the one (and only) reason why I might choose to leave the wheels off.
Long as you're absolute certain you won't finish your flight downwind.
Being able to pin the basetube to the ground really helps.
And it does the precise and sometimes extreme opposite in the course of a landing.
I don't unhook unless I plan to take my harness off.
Yeah, and we all know how PLANS often go out in the real world - particularly the real hang gliding world.
I've launched unhooked and wouldn't expect to survive it again.
I know this is somewhat ancient history... But it's not like I and others hadn't written extensively about hook-in checks long before this. That's totally insane.
Mike Jefferson - 2010/05/04 18:13:54 UTC

It all comes in time.
A minute or two. I can't think of anything in this sport more ten year old kid kite flying stuff than this issue.
Call me next time you come to Funson and I will show you a few tricks.
Tricks that can't be described in print for the benefit of everybody. I was a fuckin' Jockey's Ridge dune instructor and I really doubt you've got any "tricks" that I haven't seen and done.
Matthew Hendershot - 2010/05/06 22:00:46 UTC

I've been in the habit of walking the 50 feet or so from my landing spot to the breakdown area at my local coastal site. So far, so good. I'm comfortable doing it. But I'm going to change that habit from now on after witnessing more turbulent conditions there. I only have a little over 30 hours...
Hang Three times three.
...logged, and my ground handling skills are OK--but not great.
Well then make sure you keep that helmet on until you get that glider safely parked. And if you insist on landing on a SPOT...

http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=21088
What you wish you'd known then?
Doug Doerfler - 2011/03/02 05:24:44 UTC

Nothing creates carnage like declaring a spot landing contest.
...make sure to use a really good helmet.
zilifrom - 2010/05/07 07:25:45 UTC

I'm hoping this is something that comes with time and time spent working out triceps.
Fuck that. There's NOTHING fundamental in hang gliding that should take anything beyond a modest percentage of average strength. If you're going all out you're doing something wrong - in this case moving and handling a glider without help. If you're doing ninety percent I one hundred percent guarantee you Mother Nature's gonna notice and hit you with one fifty at the precise instant Murphy says she will.
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Bob Kuczewski - 2014/11/19 19:12:48 UTC

As it stands (and evidenced above), Nobody remains free to post in the "Free Speech Zone" even to this day. Despite Tad's complaints, that's far more of a voice than Tad has given to myself on his forum. So Tad, if you want to argue for Nobody to post MORE on our forum, then maybe you should FIRST allow me and others the same posting rights on your forum that he ALREADY HAS on ours.
Hey Bob...

You name someone - other than your buddy OP - who was ever banned from a glider forum with a small fraction of the just cause and deliberate provocation you were. Quote me a murmur from anyone anywhere suggesting that there was anything the least bit unfair about that action.

And quote me one punctuation mark of anything you've had to address to me and/or Kite Strings that I haven't posted and responded to. (Note that these dialogues tend not to go very far 'cause whenever you get totally nailed on anything you abruptly and conveniently walk out of the conversation - on the rare occasions on which you've engaged at all.)

Typically bannings are used by total sleazebags...

http://www.ushawks.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=78
Banning - Commentary
Warren Narron - 2010/09/14 15:01:39 UTC

Every banning that I have experienced has also had an element of cowardice.
Banning opposing opinions is always the law of the lowest common denominator.
Discussions and ideas are limited to the base level intellect of those with the power of the mouse click banning.
The group as a whole suffers those limitations.
...to permanently silence opposition. Make a case that that was the motivation in your situation. Compare/Contrast with Yours Truly. I was "suspended" for three months from the forum of the local club of which which I'd been a member for decades and an officer for years for going after Rooney and Rooney Links six years ago this month and I don't think anyone over there has once so much as whispered my name in any context since.

Name one other bannee from anywhere who has the access to the forum and its members that you do. Compare/Contrast with Steve who has less access to The Bob Show when he's logged in than he has when he's logged out. What was your justification for disabling his ability to send, receive, review Personal Messages? Did any of your fellow free speech lovers over there request that you do that?

You're banned 'cause you virtually incessantly violated the crap out of the few items Zack and I had specified in the way of rules and principles in the first two posts that lit this place up a bit shy of three months before you registered and not 'cause anybody tailored any Bob specific rules on the fly. And you're gonna stay banned 'cause - as long as I have got any say in the matter - Kite Strings membership is totally off limits to assholes who maintain that towline failures and stalls are harmless inconveniences that can be enjoyably practiced and mastered. But you do have and always have had extremely liberal access.
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http://www.ushawks.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=929
Training Manual Comments / Contribution
Warren Narron - 2012/01/06 18:55:32 UTC

Going against the grain here, but someone has to point out that the probable best candidate to write a training manual has been banned from this site.
Bob Kuczewski - 2012/01/07 17:59:55 UTC

I'm looking for people who can work together to build an on-line training manual for hang gliding. Yes, that does require a certain amount of agreeability and willingness to compromise. The only Training Manual that Tad can build is the one where he has 100% control. I hope he does that at http://kitestrings.prophpbb.com/, and we'll be happy to reference his work.
Hey Bob...

Name some Bob Show people besides you who would've objected to Tad having one hundred percent control in building a training manual. And, if you manage to cross that bar, speculate on what points they might have had problems with.

Say I had one hundred percent control. That would automatically mean that I would take zero notice of people with suggestions, corrections, objections, additional and/or alternate ideas? Is there any evidence in the record that would support that?
HANG GLIDING FOR BEGINNER PILOTS
By Peter Cheney
Published by Matt Taber
Official Flight Training Manual of the U. S. Hang Gliding Association
The Official Flight Training Manual of the U. S. Hang Gliding Association is a total piece of shit and was produced by one corrupt lying motherfucker with massive conflict of interest issues who had one hundred percent control and accountability to NO ONE. So how come you never seemed to have any problem with it before, when, or after you were a USHGA Director?

The excellent book, Towing Aloft, by Dennis Pagen and Bill Bryden is, for all intents and purposes, USHGA's official towing manual, it was published with Dennis Pagen having one hundred percent control, and it's a total load of shit. Same question.

Where's The Tadless Bob Show Training Manual? You started The Bob Training Manual Project subforum three years ago come Thursday and all I see are eight topics with 33 posts between them and the only thing you seem to have carved in granite is that Tad will have no say whatsoever The Tadless Bob Show Training Manual.

So please explain to me how anything that might possibly come out of that subdump wouldn't be a product over which Bob had and has one hundred percent control.

Hey, people of varying ages... You're coming into hang gliding / aviation from scratch.
Bob Kuczewski - 2012/01/07 17:59:55 UTC

I'm looking for people who can work together to build an on-line training manual for hang gliding. Yes, that does require a certain amount of agreeability and willingness to compromise. The only Training Manual that Tad can build is the one where he has 100% control. I hope he does that at http://kitestrings.prophpbb.com/, and we'll be happy to reference his work.

Also note that I've created the Training Manual Forum as a place for working on the Training Manual. This could have been done outside of the US Hawks forum by personal collaboration or email or by many other means. But I wanted lots of people to be able to see what we're doing and offer comments, so I decided to make it a public part of the US Hawks Forum.

On the other hand, working on a training manual will require a coordinated effort by several dedicated people. The actual writing process is not helped by allowing people to derail the discussions. So that's why the Training Manual Forum is limited to posting by people who've explicitly stated they want to work cooperatively on that project.

With that thought in mind, it would be good to have a topic where anyone can comment or contribute without being a member of the Training Manual Team. This topic is specifically for that purpose. Please feel free to post your own (or even someone else's) comments or contributions to this forum any time.
Is that what you want? A training manual out of a committee of agreeable people WILLING TO COMPROMISE, assholes who've explicitly stated they want to work cooperatively on the project with other Bob approved agreeable assholes WILLING TO COMPROMISE? Or would you rather have one that was produced with one hundred percent control by someone widely recognized in the top circles as "the best" and wasn't willing to compromise on so much as a punctuation mark?

You'll notice that Bob never once so much as hinted that Tad wasn't the best candidate. The only things Bob was concerned about were that Tad wasn't agreeable, wouldn't compromise, didn't play nicely with others.

http://www.ushawks.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=756
Discussion with Tad about Towing / Foot Launch
Zack C - 2011/08/12 13:09:22 UTC

These statements baffle me. I judge someone's ideas by their own merit, not my assessment of his character. I'd rather have the best hang gliding instructor in the world than the nicest, even if the best was a total d*ck.
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Fuck you and your nice people and bogus training manual project, Bob.
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