Step towing in Holland
Oh good. A few words of wisdom from Keen Intellect Jim in support of someone else who's never done a goddam thing in the way of improving equipment or procedures beyond what was handed to him.Jim Rooney - 2012/11/30 07:13:17 UTC
I'm with Mark on this...
Yeah?why the funky "reach down and hookup the lower bridal" step?
http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3107
I have a tandem rating!!!
Why the funky Quallaby release brake lever where you can't operate it in an emergency without losing what little control of the glider you have left?Lauren Tjaden - 2008/03/23 22:20:15 UTC
When Jim got me locked out to the right, I couldn't keep the pitch of the glider with one hand for more than a second (the pressure was a zillion pounds, more or less)...
Why the funky velcro to "SECURE" the brake lever in place so even if/when you finally do get to it with the glider standing on its ear you still can't release?...but the F'ing release slid around when I tried to hit it.
Why the funky bent pin so that the "BACKUP" release won't even function seeing a quarter of the lockout load - with the chintzy tandem weak link still doing just fine?The barrel release wouldn't work because we had too much pressure on it.
http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3391
More on Zapata and weak link
Why the funky one point release that you'll have no chance of actuating the only time you'll NEED to?Paul Tjaden - 2008/07/22 04:32:22 UTC
I have never had a lockout situation happen so quickly and dramatically and had no chance to release as I have always thought I could do.
http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=14230
pro tow set-up
Why the funky bridles which - even if, by some miracle, you DO manage to pry open in a lockout before you slam into the runway - weld themselves to the tow ring over half the time?Jim Rooney - 2009/11/02 18:58:13 UTC
Oh yeah... an other fun fact for ya... ya know when it's far more likely to happen? During a lockout. When we're doing lockout training, the odds go from 1 in 1,000 to over 50/50.
http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24846
Is this a joke ?
Why the funky one size fits all fishing line which increases the safety of the towing operation by forcing everyone to launch and emergency land multiple times to try to make it to twenty feet off the runway?Davis Straub - 2011/08/26 14:04:52 UTC
We had six weaklink breaks in a row at Zapata this year.
Oh yeah...
http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24846
Is this a joke ?
"You", the people that work at and run aerotow parks, have a long track record.Jim Rooney - 2011/08/25 21:40:25 UTC
See, the thing is... "we", the people that work at and run aerotow parks, have a long track record.
This stuff isn't new, and has been slowly refined over decades.
We have done quite literally hundreds of thousands of tows.
We know what we're doing.
This stuff isn't new, and has been slowly refined over decades.
You have done quite literally hundreds of thousands of tows.
You know what you're doing.
What was I thinking about questioning your competence and the equipment you've slowly refined over decades and quite literally hundreds of thousands of tows? Forget I mentioned it.
- Why not spell KOTCH and BRIDAL as intended?You've already got a Kotch release... why not just use it as intended?
- What BRIDAL?
Oh. Keen Intellect Jim is serious. Everybody hush now and listen carefully.I'm serious...
Well! If SOMEONE *OBVIOUSLY* LOOKED at EVERYTHING and THOUGHT there was a REASON then we mere NO ONES should NEVER *QUESTION* that person's THINKING.someone obviously looked at everything and thought there was a reason.
Whoa! Even with your keen intellect? Well then, Yours Truly wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell - so I won't even waste my time thinking about it.I can't work out what it would be...
Yeah, Keen Intellect Jim, people who actually DO things to come up with solutions to problems in this sport so very often do. So that's probably a good bet....but I'll put money that they had something in mind.
Asshole.
P.S. Thanks, Keen Intellect Jim. Yet another classic.