The issue of weak link breaks was discussed in a small committee today.
- Hey Bob, you listening? This is EXACTLY the sort of small committee you could really use on your Training Manual Team! Think how BEAUTIFULLY they'd get along with everyone else and how quickly they'd be willing to compromise.
Maybe you could have specialized divisions on your Training Manual Team.
- 130 Pound Greenspot Division...
-- optimal position for 130 pound Greenspotters to cut back in line
-- best wheels, gloves, helmets to use with 130 pound Greenspot
-- how to:
--- best land back on the cart when your 130 pound Greenspot blows the instant you lift off from it
--- minimize damage and injury when 130 pound Greenspot blows ten feet off the cart
--- most quickly replace a VG side downtube when 130 pound Greenspot blows ten feet off the cart
--- stay hydrated while carrying your glider back the length of the runway when your 130 pound Greenspot blows at a hundred feet
--- best hook a thermal when your 130 pound Greenspot blows at two hundred feet
-- best times of day to avoid the thermal turbulence which results in dangerous 130 pound Greenspot failure
-- how to:
--- identify the extent of wear on 130 pound Greenspot which makes it dangerously understrength
--- tie and install 130 pound Greenspot such that the knot is eliminated from the equation and your towline is maxed to 520 pounds
-- why 130 pound Greenspot:
--- simply works well and relatively predictably for the enormous range of conditions and applications in towing
--- works a hell of a lot better than all the other bullshit Jim Rooney has seen out there
-- how to best pitch up and roll the glider in a lockout to utilize 130 pound Greenspot as an instant hands free release
-- the best strength of 130 pound Greenspot to use for a:
--- 200 pound glider
--- 350 pound glider
-- how much altitude is typically required for recovery after 130 pound Greenspot has increased the safety of the towing operation - PERIOD - or your tug driver has fixed whatever was going on back there by making a good decision in the interest of your safety and giving you the rope
-- why:
--- anything stronger than a single loop of 130 pound Greenspot makes the tug driver's job insanely dangerous - unless he's towing a tandem
--- it's simply not reasonable to expect the tug driver to keep his weak link strong enough to hold beyond the point at which your 130 pound Greenspot blows
--- premature releases and towline failures are extremely dangerous but 130 pound Greenspot failures only increase the safety of the towing operation - PERIOD
--- anyone who discusses aerotow weak links in terms of Gs is a dangerous nut case who needs to be ridiculed and ostracized
- Aerotow Release Division...
-- how to:
--- fight a lockout with one hand while reaching for your release with the other
--- how to climb up the basetube to get to your release lever on the right downtube after you've locked out to the left
-- how many times you should hit your lever or pull your loop before going to your backup release
-- why it's physically impossible for the bottom end of a two point bridle to tie itself to a tow ring
-- how to grasp the downtube while squeezing the lever to ensure that the lever mounting doesn't spin outboard on the release lever
-- the unforeseeable dangers of complex release mechanisms
-- ten reasons why straight pin mechanisms are unacceptably dangerous
-- how to best grasp a Bailey Release barrel to pry it open when it's maxing out a loop of 130 pound Greenspot.
-- why:
--- one point bridles must be an absolute minimum of two feet in length
--- you should NEVER - under ANY circumstances - launch with a release actuator in your teeth the way all the Russians do
- Hang Check Division...
-- why it's critical that you remember to buckle your chin strap while doing a hang check
-- how to:
--- remember to do another hang check after you've unhooked to get your cell phone
--- pull yourself up into the control frame after launching unhooked
--- fly the glider while standing in the control from after launching unhooked
--- hang from the basetube with one hand and throw your parachute with the other after launching unhooked and discovering that pulling yourself up into the control frame isn't anywhere near as easy as you thought it would be
--- fly the glider with your elbows pressed to your sides after you've launched without your leg loops
--- best execute a standup landing after launching without your leg loops
-- the twenty reasons it's unacceptably dangerous to allow your suspension to go tight during and/or five to ten minutes before launch
-- why it's critical that everyone on launch crew remains totally focused at all times on cycles at the front of the ramp
- Notice that Rohan Holtkamp's name is appearing on the lists of finishers?
Rohan is half of Dynamic Flight. That's Dynamic Flight as in:
http://www.dynamicflight.com.au/WeakLinks.html
Notice that Rohan isn't doing shit to address this insane 130 pound Greenspot issue that's continuing unabated into a third decade now.