2019/08/05 20:04 UTC. I'm just about to head out to Annapolis for a historical group program and dinner when this near black whirling dervish apparition abruptly manifests itself at four o'clock at the edge of my right eye's field of vision. Uh-oh. Retinal detachment or tear scenario comes to mind. But in the hours out it disperses pretty well and I'm not picking up other issues.
Back home a bit before 21:00 local/EDT I start seeing this white strobe effect at right peripheral. At first I'm thinking it must be reflections off that area of the frame of my glasses but experimentation soon rules that option out. Two tiny strobe white rectangles running fast from high to low and low to high in the arc of the right third of a circle at the very edge of the right eye's field. They abruptly appear, rapidly orbit towards each other, cross over, vanish. I find I'm triggering them with quick left-right / right-left head movements.
But I'm still not seeing any distortions I'd expect from a retinal detachment.
But I google "detached retina symptoms" and...
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/retinal-detachment/symptoms-causes/syc-20351344
Retinal detachment - Symptoms and causes - Mayo Clinic
And my vision's blurred but with the permanently dilated right pupil I scored 1978/01 when a tip of Kyle's boomerang slammed into that open eye as I went and looked up to catch mine that side sucks anyway. Also the cataract that developed as a consequence of the injury doesn't help matters.Symptoms
- The sudden appearance of many floaters — tiny specks that seem to drift through your field of vision.
- Flashes of light in one or both eyes (photopsia)
- Blurred vision.
- Gradually reduced side (peripheral) vision.
- A curtain-like shadow over your visual field.
But close fuckin' enough. Hello Emergency Room (for the second time in five months).
Emily looks in but because of the cataract she has some of the same trouble looking in that I have looking out. Inconclusive. Wants me to go to an ophthalmology facility where the gadgets are better.
Tuesday I'm thinking for a while screw it. I'm still not seeing distortions, things looking normal enough. But then I start picking up the strobe effect again. So late yesterday afternoon I head to the Kaiser Permanente facility at Largo - three o'clock on the DC Beltway.
Biblical thunderstorm for the second half, traffic slows to a crawl, I get half drowned getting from the parking garage to the entrance, make it to my 16:30 appointment four minutes late. But they're a helluva lot later than I am so it doesn't matter.
I get attacked with the proper gadgets, doc doesn't see anything either but confirms that I had a minor tear which will have fixed itself after a week or so. That's about the same as what I'd been thinking but it was nice to get some worries behind me. (The dervish was some kind of reaction going on with the vitreous humor.)
Sun was back out for the drive back a bit after six but now both of my pupils were majorly dilated. I could see the roads, traffic, patterns on my nav gadgets well enough but couldn't read anything on gadgets and road signs. So getting back on the main drag ended up being a lot less efficient.
Still getting the strobes but I try to take it easy with head movements 'cause they translate to pulls on the retina (and the strobes are the symptoms of the stresses). Just walking down the steps is enough to trigger them.
Barring any funny stuff from the air... A properly thrown right hand boomerang goes out and a bit up vertically, starts following a counterclockwise circular path an rolling towards horizontal, returns to above and beyond the thrower in horizontal helicopter hovering mode, stalls, autogyros gently back for the catch. That's what mine was doing.
We threw at the same time and Kyle's WASN'T thrown properly. And as I was fielding mine Kyle just stayed fuckin' STANDING THERE to my right making zero effort to field his. So I ASSUMED that his was also coming down on target. It had rolled back to vertical which meant it was dropping and spinning fast. Somebody - not Kyle - yelled "Look out!" as a tip hit. Too late - couldn't even get an eyelid down.
Iris torn, aqueous humor filled up with blood, totally blinded me on that side. But soon at the hospital the eye filtered the blood out, idiot doctor told me I'd fully recover. And I was pretty happy. But maybe a week or so later I started realizing... Nope.
If I'd just had any kind of glasses on. Hope things will get better one of these years when they tell me I'm due for cataract surgery.