Weak links

General discussion about the sport of hang gliding
User avatar
Tad Eareckson
Posts: 9161
Joined: 2010/11/25 03:48:55 UTC

Re: Weak links

Post by Tad Eareckson »

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=31052
Poll on weaklinks
Jim Rooney - 2013/03/03 19:37:19 UTC

See, most people are happy with how we do things. This isn't an issue for them. They just come out and fly. Thing's aren't perfect, but that's life... and life ain't perfect. You do what you can with what you've got and you move on.
Sure, that makes perfect sense to me. But here's where I get a little confused...

There doesn't seem to be ANY OTHER area of controversy anything like this ANYWHERE else in hang gliding - or, for that matter, mainstream aviation.

The hang gliders themselves are fairly complex pieces of work, they all undergo pretty exacting, strict, brutal certification testing, they've been very similar beasts ever since late 1979 when the UP Comet hit a design plateau, and people have ALWAYS been pretty happy with them since a bit before that time. They've made steady advances in performance, handling, weight, setup over the years and decades - but a Comet wouldn't be totally blown out of the sky by a T2C in a thermal climb.

We accept that they can tumble in extreme thermal conditions but those are rare events and, almost by definition, happen high enough so that a reasonable response with parachute gives one a real good chance of coming down in real good shape.

But, beyond that, they can be flown very safely with a rather minimal amount of maintenance and preflighting in a pretty wide range of conditions. We don't have people falling out of the sky for reasons that aren't immediately blindingly obvious - damaged sidewire, uninstalled pin, absence of preflight - and we don't have inexplicable "freak accidents" for which it's highly unlikely that the cause(s) will ever be properly understood.

And there are no violent controversies about them. They can be fairly easily understood and there's no factionalizing about what's going on with them.

Likewise with harnesses, parachutes, helmets, instruments, and... surface towing procedures and equipment.

The equipment ain't great but ain't horrible neither. Generally speaking...
- nobody gets fucked up unless something spectacularly and obviously stupid has been done to set things up
- there are no inexplicable "freak accidents" for which it's highly unlikely that the causes will ever be properly understood
- weak links are fairly irrelevant because most systems are tension controlled
- only the bottom several percent think of weak links as lockout protectors
- it rarely matters if a weak link blows 'cause the gliders can launch with a lot of speed reserve and climb through the kill zone very quickly
- there are no truck drivers screaming about how the gliders don't get to chose their weak link ratings because there asses are on the line too
- when people start breaking weak links they make them heavier until they stop breaking
- nobody's stupid enough to try to use polypro to protect the weak link
- surface towers use hydraulic pressure and tension gauges so:
-- they know what their actual tow tensions are
-- it's real easy for them to find out ACTUAL weak link strengths
- there are no truck drivers dictating the release equipment people will and won't be permitted to use
- people tend to acquire release equipment from individuals not associated with the towing operation
- truck drivers tend to be hang glider - rather than ultralight - pilots taking turns at the wheel or non pilot friends helping out
- most surface towing operations are conducted by recreational - versus commercial - pilots

And you just don't see this violent controversy and factionalizing the way you PERPETUALLY do with issues of aerotow releases and weak links. Go figure.
But then there's a crowd that "knows better". To them, we're all morons that can't see "the truth".
Well surely you can...

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22660
What can be learned from this "scooter" towing accident?
Mitch Shipley - 2011/01/31 15:22:59 UTC

Enjoy your posts, as always, and find your comments solid, based on hundreds of hours / tows of experience and backed up by a keen intellect/knowledge of the issues when it comes to most things in general and hang gliding AT/Towing in particular. Wanted to go on record in case anyone reading wanted to know one persons comments they should give weight to.
...use your keen intellect, solid comments, experience of hundreds of hours and tows of experience, keen intellect, and knowledge of the issues of most things in general and hang glider aerotowing in particular to debunk this lunacy. After all, you're the one person to whose comments we should be giving the most weight.
(Holy god, the names I've been called.)
Yeah. I'll try to work up some new ones for you.
I have little time for these people.
So why do you really NEED any time? You had everybody eating out of your hand when you were telling them how easy it was to foot land...

http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=25536
Whoops! Snapped another tip wand :-O
NMERider - 2012/03/14 15:17:14 UTC

His one-technique-fits-all attitude espoused on the ORF has become tiresome to read. It does not work in the fucked-up world of X/C landings and weary pilots.
Christopher LeFay - 2012/03/15 05:57:43 UTC

<rant>January's canonization of Rooney as the Patron Saint of Landing was maddening. He offered just what people wanted to hear: there is an ultimate, definitive answer to your landing problems, presented with absolute authority. Judgment problems? His answer is to remove judgment from the process- doggedly stripping out critical differences in gliders, loading, pilot, and conditions. This was just what people wanted- to be told a simple answer. In thanks, they deified him, carving his every utterance in Wiki-stone. </rant>
...a year ago. What's the big problem with doing a similar job with aerotowing theory and debunking all the lunacy of Tad and his Clones?

To tell ya the truth, it seems to me like you're starting to lose your grip...
Kinsley Sykes - 2013/02/18 14:32:01 UTC

Overall this actually makes some sense...
...on some of your easiest marks.
It saddens me to know that the rantings of the fanatic fringe mask the few people who are actually working on things.
You mean like the people at Morningside who...
Jim Rooney - 2013/02/12 18:00:27 UTC

AT isn't new. This stuff's been worked on and worked over for years and thousands upon thousands of tows. I love all these egomaniacs that jump up and decide that they're going to "fix" things, as if no one else has ever thought of this stuff?
...after working on and over this stuff for years and thousands upon thousands of tows to ping in on 130 pound Greenspot, suddenly upped the strength 54 percent to exactly what tandem gliders have been using since forever and...

http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2467
weak links
Jim Rooney - 2007/07/22 22:30:28 UTC

I've heard it a million times before from comp pilots insisting on towing with even doubled up weaklinks (some want no weaklink). I tell them the same thing I'm telling you... suck it up. You're not the only one on the line. I didn't ask to be a test pilot. I can live with your inconvenience.
...a million comp pilots were insisting on half a dozen years while you and...

http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3600
Weak link question
Jim Rooney - 2008/11/24 05:18:15 UTC

BTW, if you think I'm just spouting theory here, I've personally refused to tow a flight park owner over this very issue. I didn't want to clash, but I wasn't towing him. Yup, he wanted to tow with a doubled up weaklink. He eventually towed (behind me) with a single and sorry to disappoint any drama mongers, we're still friends. And lone gun crazy Rooney? Ten other tow pilots turned him down that day for the same reason.
...your brain dead asshole colleagues were telling them they could go fuck themselves and dropping them at rates of...

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24846
Is this a joke ?
Davis Straub - 2011/08/26 14:04:52 UTC

We had six weaklink breaks in a row at Zapata this year.
...six for six in light morning conditions?

Don't you think for a NANOSECOND that you're gonna be able get away with rewriting history and telling everybody how all you aerotow professionals could've gotten the weak links beefed up to sane ratings and saved Zack's life if only it hadn't been for Tad and all his fear mongering insistence on 130 pound Greenspot lockout protectors. Not this time motherfucker.
The fanaticism makes it extremely hard to have a conversation about these things as they always degrade into arguments. So I save the actual conversations for when I'm talking with people in person.
You think you're having trouble having conversations NOW, dude? I've got some REAL unpleasant news for ya. Just wait a little bit to see just how much damage well orchestrated fanaticism can do.
A fun saying that I picked up... Some people listen with the intent of understanding. Others with the intent of responding.
I like that.
Yeah. And like everything else you've ever had to say about anything...
Jim Rooney - 2013/02/16 23:18:54 UTC

Naw... You want me to make bold black and white statements so that you can have a go.
Unfortunately that's not what you're getting.
Some people listen with the intent of understanding.

Others do so with the intent of responding.
...it's gotten a bit old.
User avatar
Tad Eareckson
Posts: 9161
Joined: 2010/11/25 03:48:55 UTC

Re: Weak links

Post by Tad Eareckson »

http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=28496
First trip to Quest
Brad Barkley - 2013/03/04 01:12:10 UTC

I'm headed to FL soon for my first trip to Quest.
Super choice! They've been perfecting aerotowing for twenty years and have a track record of quite literally HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of tows!
I'd like to hear any "insider tips" for places to eat, things to do if it's rained/blown out, or anything else you want to let me in own.
Sure.

- You wanna be pro toad so that if the cart starts castering the carabineer won't slide up the V-bridal and nose you in for a power whack.

- Don't EVER put standard aerotow weak links on BOTH ends of your pro toad bridal because by doing that you are splitting the load and in all practicality you are nullifying the purpose of the weak link as a safety element! You'll increase the allowable towline load from 360 to 720 pounds and that'll allow you to get twice as far out of wack as you would if you were using a proper pro toad configuration.

- Do make sure you use ONLY a Quest approved Lauren Link because that will very clearly will provide protection from excessive angles of attack, high bank turns and the like for that form of towing.

- Limit your flying to weather conditions which seem quite benign - typical central Florida winter stuff with sunny skies, moderate temperatures, and light southwest winds.

- Try to get Mark Frutiger as a driver. He's got a pretty long track record and has had a variety of experience.

- Remember to always stay in the center of the Cone of Safety and stay pulled in to about best glide. That way whatever happens you can deal with it - safely. Image

- Always thank the tug pilot for intentionally releasing you, even if you feel you could have ridden it out. He should be given a vote of confidence that he made a good decision in the interest of your safety.

- Do your best to avoid freak accidents. You should fine they just had a freak accident down there a wee bit over four weeks ago so the chances of getting fucked over by another one within such a short interval are like getting hit by an asteroid. And it was just fifteen days ago that we had serious asteroid problem - so you should be good on that score for a while too.
Needless to say, I'm STOKED! Image
DUDE!!! I can tell!!! Image

And I think it's really super the way the aerotowing community has put this Zack Marzec bit of unpleasantness behind it and gotten on with all the important stuff.
Sam Kellner - 2013/03/04 02:00:18 UTC

Image
Image :cool: Image
Let us know how it goes. Image
Pig fucking Rooney harmonzing piece of shit.
User avatar
Tad Eareckson
Posts: 9161
Joined: 2010/11/25 03:48:55 UTC

Re: Weak links

Post by Tad Eareckson »

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=31052
Poll on weaklinks
Freedomspyder - 2013/03/04 03:21:55 UTC

Perhaps you meant to say 'degrade into insults'?
To Rooney and his cult anyone who dares question anything they say to the slightest degree is a blaspheming infidel.
IMO, who cast the first stone is irrelevant to the discussion.
What discussion? Any time anybody asks him an "actual question" he either tells him that they know what they're doing, tells him to go fuck himself, or ignores him altogether.
I understand the wording in my poll was poor.
Sorry 'bout that. I was treating it as Davis's wording.
Start talking Gs. If you can get these assholes to talk Gs they're so fucked so fast.
Still many (20%) think that they would be better off with a heavier weaklink.
Which, obviously, means they're:
- having totally unnecessary pops - like the one that just killed Zack Marzec; and
- being denied the option of using them by their friendly neighborhood aerotowing law unto itself.
Have you been letting pilots fly behind you with the 200lb?
Well... Just as long as the pilot has been...

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=30971
Zach Marzec
Jim Rooney - 2013/02/15 06:48:18 UTC

Davis has been at an around all this plenty long enough to understand what's what and who's who.
...at an around all this plenty long enough to understand what's what and who's who.
Or is it an experience factor?
I wonder how much experience you need to have with 130 pound Greenspot to avoid a tailslide, whipstall, and double tumble starting at 150 feet. I wonder if that's something Cloud 9 handles in their tandem training program.
I saw a quote of yours that you often give pilots the rope.
Well sure...

http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2467
weak links
Jim Rooney - 2007/08/01 13:47:23 UTC

Whatever's going on back there, I can fix it by giving you the rope.
Whatever's going on back there he can fix it by giving them the rope.
Is this common?
No.

- Unless someone has been at an around all this plenty long enough to understand what's what and who's who he stays on a standard aerotow weak link which, if he fails to maintain the correct tow position (centered, with the wheels of the tug on the horizon), the will break before he can get into too much trouble.

- And, on the rare occasion that he's towing someone who's been at an around all this plenty long enough to understand what's what and who's who, that person will know how to stay inside of the cone of safety and never need to be given the rope.
Under what circumstances does this happen?
It works best when someone who hasn't been at an around all this plenty long enough to understand what's what and who's who sneaks in line with a Tad-o-link which is a little slow clearly providing protection from an excessive angle of attack. Then he puts aside all these crappy arguments that being on tow is somehow safer than being off tow and makes a good decision in the interest of his safety.

And if the person is killed instantly as a consequence off this good decision...
Jim Rooney - 2013/02/12 18:00:27 UTC

I just buried my friend and you want me to have a nice little discussion about pure speculation about his accident so that some dude that's got a pet project wants to push his theories?
...he can say that any questioning of his response is pure speculation and tell him to go fuck himself.
User avatar
Tad Eareckson
Posts: 9161
Joined: 2010/11/25 03:48:55 UTC

Re: Weak links

Post by Tad Eareckson »

http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=28494
AIRPARK AEROTOW
AIRHEAD - 2013/03/03 23:07:43 UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YmQW24Ya4Y


Aero towing and XC from our own Airpark in South Australia, There's a good clip of me having a low weak link break!
SUPER!!! Pro toad too! That'll help make up a bit for the fact that we don't have a video of Zack Marzec having a low weak link break at Quest on his last flight. (And now I'm starting to wonder a bit if anyone swallowed a card.)
Rate this post
Un fucking believable.
SpiNNeR - 2013/03/04 02:02:13 UTC
New Zealand

Image dam what a perfect setup keep up the awesome flights
And a weak link failure rate of only twenty percent!
Nic Welbourn - 2013/03/04 02:47:40 UTC
Canberra
Awesome, loved the edit too, thanks for posting Image
Glad the landing after the weak-link break turned out OK :shock:
ME TOO!!! So much nicer than the one Zack had from about the same altitude.

What a bunch of absolute total idiots. Oh well, we DO NEED a good video of someone getting killed - so keep up the good work!
Jim Rooney - 2013/02/15 06:48:18 UTC

AP flies in OZ
I have no clue what they're using over there.
Any better idea now? Looks very similar to what I observed and experienced at the flight park that made you the man you are today. (Funny we haven't heard from any of them - especially seeing as how the late Chad, his shitty little punk brother, and Sunny were all Kitty Hawk grads themselves.)
Steve Davy
Posts: 1338
Joined: 2011/07/18 10:37:38 UTC

Re: Weak links

Post by Steve Davy »

What a bunch of absolute total idiots.
Indeed!
User avatar
Tad Eareckson
Posts: 9161
Joined: 2010/11/25 03:48:55 UTC

Re: Weak links

Post by Tad Eareckson »

http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=28501
Urgent safety issue with Skyline Zero Drag Harness
kanapee - 2013/03/04 09:28:11 UTC
Austria

Dear pilot colleagues!

After pulling our reserve chute in a gym and wanted them to repack under DHV instruction we encountered a severe failure with several (3) Skyline Zero Drag harnesses. It was for the pilots not possible to release the chute!
Really? Probably a good idea to not use that harness for being pro toad using a Rooney Link in conditions which seem quite benign - typical central Florida winter stuff with sunny skies, moderate temperatures, and light southwest winds.
The container could not be opened in flying position.
That's OK, you probably won't be in flying position when you need it. Give it another shot in tumbling position and get back to us.
After a short inspection we tried to pull out the container first with one hand than with two hands and still the container would not open, we measured the force and it showed above 10 kg.
How much above ten? Ten is just 22 pounds.

Ferchrisake that's what you need to pull a bent pin barrel release directly loaded to 137 pounds. And, hell, that's within the range of a nice safe Rooney Link on a good day. And ya gotta do that with ONE hand - trying to get a grip on that stubby little barrel.

And with this now orange line that's suddenly all the rage (Greenspot was SO 2012) you're gonna be needing to pull over 32 - with ONE hand.

Austria... Isn't that Arnold's old neighborhood? TWO hands on a deployment strap and you give up at a bit over 22 pounds? PUT SOME BACK INTO IT! What a bunch of girlie men.
This happens because of the cord material. After just one year the cord stiffens out and remains in the shape after the splint is being pulled out. It won't bend and therefore prevents the container from open and a chute failure is the result.

So please check your harness, the same and exact issue occurred on three Skyline Zero Drag harnesses.

We temporarily solved this issue and prior to this already informed Skyline...
http://www.skyline-flightgear.de/
...about this though no action followed.
Motherfuckers.
There were also DHV representatives present and we hope for a security information in some time...
Hopefully BEFORE someone is needlessly killed - the way Adam Parer damn near was when his piece of shit racing harness locked up his parachute for a zillion feet of freefall.
...but I thought I won't held this information back because our lives depend on this!
Did you make this point clear to Skyline when you reported the issue?
Report your harness to Skyline if you have the same problem and can't release the rescue chute.
Why? They've already had a report of three failures. What makes you think they're gonna modify their despicable behavior after a few more?

This is hang gliding, dude. We don't swap out pieces of string which kill people for pieces of string which don't kill people. We just figure out the best wording for reports of freak accidents.
User avatar
Tad Eareckson
Posts: 9161
Joined: 2010/11/25 03:48:55 UTC

Re: Weak links

Post by Tad Eareckson »

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=31052
Poll on weaklinks
Jim Rooney - 2013/03/04 09:25:48 UTC
Freedomspyder - 2013/03/04 03:21:55 UTC

Perhaps you meant to say 'degrade into insults'?
Yeah, that's a good way to put it.
I think anybody who'd engage in a discussion with you who wouldn't start out with insults just hasn't been paying attention to anything.
At the risk of having a rational discussion...
Trust me dude... That's one risk you REALLY don't wanna take.
Sure. I tow people with 200lb weaklinks.
Sure. No big deal. Just as long as they've been at an around all this plenty long enough to understand...

Image
http://ozreport.com/pub/images/fingerlakesaccident2.jpg
http://ozreport.com/pub/images/fingerlakesaccident3.jpg
Image

...what's what and who's who.
My issues aren't with people using things other than 130lb greenspot...
WHOA!!! DUDE!!! THAT seems to be...

http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2467
weak links
Jim Rooney - 2007/07/19 14:50:52 UTC

And yes, get behind me with a "strong link" and I will not tow you.
...quite a shift in position! Can you cite the data that influenced it? Or is it just that whenever some other industry douchebag starts doing something different on any significant scale you automatically endorse it? If Bart Weghorst starts flying with a broken beer bottle as a backup for his Industry Standard bent pin release are you gonna start making them available at the flight line - for five bucks a pop?
...it's with "test pilots".
YEAH!!! About the only thing in this world more contemptible than a garden variety hang glider pilot who sticks his nose up the ass of whatever tug driver happens to be stating God's Honest Truth at the time...

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24846
Is this a joke ?
Kinsley Sykes - 2011/08/31 11:35:36 UTC
Zack figured it out.
Well actually he didn't. But if you don't want to listen to the folks that actually know what they are talking about, go ahead.
Feel free to go the the tow park that Tad runs...
...and blindly defers to whatever the fuck he says - regardless of how it clashes with what some other tug driver is saying or what this tug driver has said on numerous other occasions - is a "test pilot" who dares presume that he can do ANYTHING slightly better than Bobby Fucking-Genius Bailey did a couple decades ago.

- Unless, of course, the test pilot is some Flight Park Mafia asshole like Jim Praul who wanted to find out what it would be like to tow from the keel trim point only so they could maybe start telling people to go ahead and release from the bottom.

http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3034
Weak Links and Tow Bridles
Jim Rooney - 2008/02/10 23:03:31 UTC

It's not like he did it at 5 feet ;)

It did take some cahonez though. I remember him saying that he didn't expect it to be as bad as it was. I'm sure too that it's not as violent as it sounds (but perhaps it was)... what I remember most clearly was "you have no control" and "if I hadn't been able to release, it would have folded the glider". He had -and used- the top release, he just used it second. Yup, there's the tug pilot release and the tug's weaklink too. Jim's not stupid.
Yeah, that sure did take some cahonez. Righteous stuff there, dude. Probably took a bowl full of cojones too - in the cavity which non flight park people normally reserve for a brain.
If you ever wonder why Quest has a very strict weaklink policy, here's one of the reasons.
Yeah. A VERY strict weak link policy. None of that orange two hundred crap their using at Morningside and Wallaby. Christ, if you used your backup release at 150 feet and the bridle wrapped...

http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=14230
pro tow set-up
Jim Rooney - 2009/11/02 18:58:13 UTC

Oh it happens.
I have, all the guys I work with have.
(Our average is 1 in 1,000 tows)

Oh yeah... an other fun fact for ya... ya know when it's far more likely to happen? During a lockout. When we're doing lockout training, the odds go from 1 in 1,000 to over 50/50.
...you could tuck and tumble the glider in a New York minute. I don't even wanna THINK of some of the horrors people could experience if they were allowed to deviate from Quests very strict weaklink policy. You guys keep up the good work and don't EVER allow any of these weekend warrior assholes to influence you to compromise your safety standards.

- And, well, the brave sole who first risked his life on the two hundred pound orange line was a test pilot - but he was UNDOUBTEDLY someone who'd been at an around all this plenty long enough to understand what's what and who's who.
Like I said, over here, we don't have/use greenspot.
Yeah, I remember. Despite the fact that it's the greatest thing to hit hang gliding since the cambered batten you just can't get it in New Zealand - at least in the kind of quantities you'd need to fly in thermal conditions.
You get the 200lb stuff down at the store.
Oh. You can just get this "stuff" down at the store. And here I was thinking that it...

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24846
Is this a joke ?
Jim Rooney - 2011/08/31 09:25:57 UTC

Nobody's talking about 130lb weaklinks? (oh please)
Many reasons.
Couple of 'em for ya... they're manufactured, cheap and identifiable.

See, you don't get to hook up to my plane with whatever you please. Not only am I on the other end of that rope... and you have zero say in my safety margins... I have no desire what so ever to have a pilot smashing himself into the earth on my watch. So yeah, if you show up with some non-standard gear, I won't be towing you. Love it or leave it. I don't care.

So please, find me something... that you didn't make... that I can go out and buy from a store... that's rated and quality controlled... that fits your desire for a "non one size fits all" model, and *maybe* we can talk.
...had to be super precise rated and quality controlled 130 pound International Game Fishing Association tournamant line to pass the bar as a one size fits all. But now that some flight park douchebag has pulled another number out of his ass, a number dramatically higher than the one Bobby pulled out of his ass a couple of decades ago, we can now just start getting "stuff" at the store, as long as it's the right color.
I know what you've got just by looking at your rig.
Regardless of whatever else compromises your rig. 180 pound glider, 360 pound glider, pro toad, two point... Just as long as YOU can recognize the string. And, of course, it matters not a wit that none of you brain dead pigfuckers has the slightest goddam CLUE what that string translates to in towline tension. Just as long as you can recognize it as something that has some kind of track record.

And I, for one, really appreciated it when I was flying at Ridgely when every time I hooked up behind you, you'd unbuckle yourself from the Dragonfly, walk back to my glider, look at my rig, and make sure I was using the same piece of string that Karen Carra and, until the beginning of last month, Zack Marzec...
Jim Rooney - 2013/02/22 02:56:08 UTC

Um... If you're going to start pretending that you're discussing his accident you need to remember that Zach was a very light pilot.
...was.
It's stuff that other people (in the business) have settled on...
I'm a bit confused here.

Seems like until about last year other people in the business have settled on - and I mean like RABIDLY settled on - 130 pound Greenspot. 520 pounds towline.

And now they've settled on 200. 800 pounds towline.

So what's the deal here? Either...
- They:
-- were way off before and for twenty years a lot of gliders were needlessly crashed.
-- are way off now and a lot of people are currently in very grave danger. (But it was a 130 guy who just got snuffed.)
-- still don't know what the fuck they're doing and nobody's safe.
- You can use whatever number somebody pulls out of his ass. It really has no bearing on the safety of a flight.
...not just some guy who think's it's a good idea.
Especially if this guy started towing since before some of these flight park fucking geniuses were born, started figuring out that they were all full of shit about eight years before they did, and upped himself to 483 towline around 2007.

- And I guess we're all OK with ANYONE "in the business" - like Malcolm who, TO THIS DAY - is STILL telling everybody:
If you fail to maintain the correct tow position (centered, with the wheels of the tug on the horizon), the weak link will break before you can get into too much trouble.
Remember: it is almost impossible to stall under aerotow. The induced thrust vector makes the glider trim at a higher attitude. It is OK to push way out; you will climb, not stall.
Kids, the LAST person you wanna trust is some motherfucker IN THE BUSINESS. 'Cause what the business is almost entirely about is conning suckers into believing that they know what they're talking about and are concerned more about YOUR SAFETY than THEIR REPUTATIONS and ACCOUNTABILITY. Take a look at what's coming and not coming out of Quest and Kitty Hawk about Zack Marzec if you have the slightest doubt about what I'm saying.
I don't like people testing stuff behind me.
Nah. You love people flying crap...

http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3391
More on Zapata and weak link
Paul Tjaden - 2008/07/22 04:32:22 UTC

I have never had a lockout situation happen so quickly and dramatically and had no chance to release as I have always thought I could do.
...with long track records.
I saw a quote of yours that you often give pilots the rope.
Really?
No. The quote was that you said that...

http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2467
weak links
Jim Rooney - 2007/08/01 13:47:23 UTC

Whatever's going on back there, I can fix it by giving you the rope.
...you could fix whatever's going on back there by giving us the rope. And I find that an even more insane and appalling statement than one about someone - like Billo - often doing it. And I was a real asshole for ever hooking up behind any of the stupid pigfuckers at Ridgely who qualified, associated with, tolerated you ever again.
I'd suspect what you actually read was that I've got an itchy trigger finger. I don't know that I've passed out that many ropes really. I can probably think of all/most of the ones I've given.
So why don't you tell us about some of them?

- Were you towing people who were dangerously incompetent because they hadn't had any Cone of Safety tandem training from Dr. Trisa Tilletti?

- Were they not using fins?

- Were they using Tad-o-links which, when they failed to maintain the correct tow position (centered, with the wheels of the tug on the horizon), didn't break before they got into too much trouble?

- Were they flying with inaccessible releases...

http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3107
I have a tandem rating!!!
Lauren Tjaden - 2008/03/23 22:20:15 UTC

When Jim got me locked out to the right, I couldn't keep the pitch of the glider with one hand for more than a second (the pressure was a zillion pounds, more or less), but the F'ing release slid around when I tried to hit it. The barrel release wouldn't work because we had too much pressure on it.

Anyhow, the tandem can indeed perform big wingovers, as I demonstrated when I finally got separated from the tug.
...that don't work even if you DO live long enough to get to them?
Is this common?
No
It's a pain in the ass btw. If I drop my rope, I have to go get it... which means I'm not towing again for a while... and who knows where you're going to leave it.
I'm gonna try to drop it on the prop of an idling Dragonfly to make it REAL EASY to find and express my appreciation for you guys making good decisions in the interest of my safety.
So thankfully it's not too common.
Don't worry, it will be when people start locking out on 200 with releases that stink on ice.
What circumstances does this happen?
You have to scare me.
You're either trying to kill yourself...
How does somebody who's trying to kill himself manage to get on a cart behind you? You don't give a rat's ass about the competence of the pilot (and the competence of the people who qualified him) just as long as he's got a green or orange piece of string on one end of a one or two point bridle?
...or you're trying to kill me.
How many people have tried to kill you, Jim Keen-Intellect Rooney? I mean in the air?

How many people have you tried to kill...

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1238
NZ accident who was the pilot?
Lauren Tjaden - 2006/02/21

I thought I should post this since the phone keeps ringing with friends worried about Jim and wanting information. Here is what I know. Yes, the Jim in the article is OUR Jim, Jim Rooney. It was a tandem hang gliding accident, and it involved a power line. I have no more information about the accident itself. The passenger apparently was burned and is hospitalized, but is not seriously injured. Jim sustained a brain injury.
...in the air?
The Press - 2006/03/15

The Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) is urgently pushing for new hang-gliding industry standards after learning a hang-gliding pilot who suffered serious injuries in a crash three weeks ago had not clipped himself on to the glider.

Extreme Air tandem gliding pilot James (Jim) Rooney safely clipped his passenger into the glider before departing from the Coronet Peak launch site, near Queenstown, CAA sports and recreation manager Rex Kenny said yesterday.

However, he took off without attaching himself.

In a video, he was seen to hold on to the glider for about 50 meters before hitting power lines.

Rooney and the passenger fell about 15 meters to the ground.
People for whose lives you were responsible and who were depending on and trusting you for their safety?
Either you're way out of whack and threatening to crash...
Oh. Like Holly Korzilius fer instance...

http://www.ozreport.com/9.133
Lesson from an aerotow accident report
USHGA Accident Report Summary
Pilot: Holly Korzilius
Reporter: Steve Wendt, USHGA Instructor # 19528
Date : 5/29/05

Summary: I observed the accident from a few hundred yards away, but could clearly see launch and the aero tow was coming towards my area so that I had a full view of the flight. I was at the wreckage in a few seconds and afterwards gathered the information that helps understand the results of some unfortunate poor decisions of the injured pilot.

The pilot launched at 12:15 while conditions were just starting to become thermally, with just a slight crosswind of maybe 20 degrees with winds of 8 to 12 mph NNW. The pilot had flown here via AT more than 50 times.

Holly immediately had control problems right off the dolly and completed 3 oscilations before it took her 90 degrees from the tow vehicle upon when the tug pilot hit the release and Holly continued turning away from the tow in a fairly violent exchange of force . Holly pulled in to have control speed and then began rounding out , but there was not enough altitude and she hit the ground before she could do so. She was barely 100 feet when she was locked out in a left hand turn. At that time, she was banked up over 60 degrees.

The basebar hit the ground first, nose wires failed from the impact, and at the same time she was hitting face first. She had a full face helmet, which helped reduce her facial injuries but could not totallly prevent them. The gliders wings were level with the ground when it made contact with the ground.
She's way out of whack and threatening to crash so Tex - the tug pilot - cuts her loose at the extreme of an oscillation cycle and fixes whatever's going on back there. And then the reconstructive surgeons spend fifteen hours fixing whatever happens after you've fixed whatever was happening back there.

So tell me how many people have been able to walk away from the wreckage after they've been way out of whack and threatening to crash and you've fixed the problem?

And tell me why, if fixing the problem was the right move, they were unable to fix the problem for themselves?
...or you're pointing me at stuff that will hurt (trees, the ground, etc)
Yeah? So how many times has someone pointed at you at something that would hurt?

All of these guys:

Hang Glider Lock-Out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnrh9-pOiq4
MorphFX - 2011/03/20
A hang glider pilot learning to aerotow starts a mild PIO that leads into a lock-out.
dead
02-00319
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7523/15601000807_705ab49977_o.png
Image
Image
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5606/15600335029_3c234e6828_o.png
14-03708
http://www.kitestrings.org/post6995.html#p6995
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-82T7-OqyA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27yFcEMpfMk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_n5B3-MIC4


have, for the purposes of the exercises, killed themselves in lockouts. And in no instance does the tug feel threatened enough to fix whatever's going on back there. Hell, it doesn't even look like anybody's particularly noticing that there's anything out of the ordinary going on back there. They all seem to be doing just fine.
User avatar
Tad Eareckson
Posts: 9161
Joined: 2010/11/25 03:48:55 UTC

Re: Weak links

Post by Tad Eareckson »

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=31052
Poll on weaklinks
Jim Rooney - 2013/03/04 09:25:48 UTC

Lockouts generally look pretty similar. For me, they feel similar as well. Remember, you're a big/heavy thing yanking on my tail...
What the fuck does it MATTER how big and heavy the thing yanking on YOUR tail (the one WE'VE paid for)?

- It can never exceed whatever crap it is you're using for a weak link.

- And the weak link can never exceed that piece of shit tow mast breakaway that Bobby Fucking-Genius Bailey built in.

- Unless, of course, since you pigfuckers are too goddam stupid to configure weak links so that you actually HAVE them on the once every twenty-five year occasions on which you actually NEED them...
Towing Aloft - 1998/01

I witnessed a tug pilot descend low over trees. His towline hit the trees and caught. His weak link broke but the bridle whipped around the towline and held it fast. The pilot was saved by the fact that the towline broke!
...the top end of the bridle wraps. Then all bets are off.
I can generally tell when you're getting out of shape.
Yeah Jim, so can they. But - since you only allow people to fly with the Industry Standard crap that you sell them and despise the "test pilots" who've developed stuff that actually WORKS - they can't really DO ANYTHING about it beyond waiting for the Rooney Link to pop at a time of the its convenience or the Rooney driver to pop them at a time of his convenience.
More so, when people go to lockout, they tend to oscillate into it.
1. So you can't slow down and help them get things back under control?

2. So do you equip them with releases they can use to abort...

http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3391
More on Zapata and weak link
Paul Tjaden - 2008/07/22 04:32:22 UTC

I have never had a lockout situation happen so quickly and dramatically and had no chance to release as I have always thought I could do.
...at times of their choosing and before...

http://www.ozreport.com/9.133
Lesson from an aerotow accident report
Steve Wendt - 2005/05/29

Holly immediately had control problems right off the dolly and completed 3 oscilations before it took her 90 degrees from the tow vehicle upon when the tug pilot hit the release and Holly continued turning away from the tow in a fairly violent exchange of force .
...things progress to the point of the tug pilot's time of choosing and there's a fairly violent exchange of force - despite the tub being equipped with a weak link no more than 25 percent (283) over the 226 pound towline Rooney Link the glider's supposed to be using?
They'll either swing from side to side behind me...
Versus in front of you.
...trying to get back to the center, or they'll start to make it back from one side and then lose it and try to struggle back... the second one is the scary one.
Really? So this tends to happen at a low enough altitude to matter?

So if they're oscillating at low enough to be within striking distance of the ground..

- Why aren't they releasing as they're coming back from the extreme of a cycle before things start getting ugly?

- How did they get their AT ratings without understanding that and being able to execute?

- You say that:
...when people go to lockout, they tend to oscillate into it.
so why aren't you - or Trisa - including oscillation training for the AT signoff?

- If they're too stupid, inadequately trained and qualified, and/or poorly equipped to fix whatever's going on back there themselves and low enough so that it matters then how come you're letting things progress to the second and scary one?

- How come the Rooney Link - whose purpose, as we all know is to increase the safety of the towing operation, PERIOD - isn't working to increase the safety of the towing operation?
I think one of the videos earlier in these threads shows one.
You mean THIS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_n5B3-MIC4


one?
It doesn't end well.
No. Doesn't start out well either. And neither his tug pilot, whatever the hell he's using for a release, nor his Rooney Link does him enough good to have been able to keep him alive if he'd locked out like that ten feet lower.

So I'D say that the focal point of a safe towing system is a PILOT - rather than a Rooney Link or keenly intellectual Rooney driver - making and executing decisions. And the INSTANT the Pilot In Command takes a hand off the basetube to reach for a Rooney Release the towline takes over as Pilot In Command and the previous Pilot In Command becomes a PASSENGER.
It's scarier because it usually only takes one or two oscillations... the "ringing the bell one" very often is "One, Two" (back and forth) and then the lockout"
So, AGAIN... If we're low enough for it to matter then why are we waiting for this bullshit to progress? Is NOBODY capable of aborting the tow in a safe window? Gawd, and here I was thinking that all you assholes were God's Gifts to aviation.
User avatar
Tad Eareckson
Posts: 9161
Joined: 2010/11/25 03:48:55 UTC

Re: Weak links

Post by Tad Eareckson »

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=31052
Poll on weaklinks
Jim Rooney - 2013/03/04 09:25:48 UTC

I'm not, as you may guess, of the opinion that "it's better to be on tow".
Of course you're not. You're a fuckin' piece of shit Dragonfly driver with a way more than usual level of contempt for hang glider pilots. And there's never in the history of hang glider towing been a single one of you goddam pigfuckers who wasn't INSTANTLY better off...

http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3600
Weak link question
Jim Rooney - 2008/11/24 05:18:15 UTC

Gee, didn't think we'd have to delve into "pilot in command"... I figured that one's pretty well understood in a flying community.

It's quite simple.
The tug is a certified aircraft... the glider is an unpowered ultralight vehicle. The tug pilot is the pilot in command. You are a passenger. You have the same rights and responsibilities as a skydiver.
It's a bitter pill I'm sure, but there you have it.
...after dumping a skydiver or two off of his plane at a hundred feet or so.

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=30971
Zach Marzec
Mark Frutiger - 2013/02/08 19:12:21 UTC

Zack hit the lift a few seconds after I did. He was high and to the right of the tug and was out of my mirror when the weak ling broke. The load on the tug was not excessive as with a lockout, but I was not surprised when the weak link broke. I was still in the thermal when I caught sight of Zack again. I did not see the entry to the tumble, but I did see two revolutions of a forward tumble before kicking the tug around to land. The thermal was still active in the area that I had just launched from so I did a go round and landed on a runway 90 degrees cross to the direction we were towing in.
See? Nice safe Rooney Link making sure there was nothing remotely resembling an excessive load on the tug, no big surprise when it broke...

http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=6911
Sunday flying at Florida ridge. -
Socrates Zayas - 2008/05/21 23:53:23 UTC

The cycle was nice, nothing out of the ordinary, but just as the tug flew over the fence line of the orchard the weak link broke. It was as if it didn't even break - Eric and I both thought it was a release malfunction. But Axo, Ralph, and I found the release and confirmed otherwise.

I was flying nice with good speed and climbing. I thought "Shit. It broke again. Damn, I don't want to land between those trees, they don't even have the keys to the gate anymore." So I turned to the right cross wind toward the RVs and campfire spot. Unfortunately just to the right of those things are 75-100 foot trees and I was just not anticipating the rotor.
...as if it didn't even break, might as well have been a release malfunction, and he just continues in the thermal (I love it when *I* continue in a thermal! On tow or off, ya just can't beat going UP!!!), regains sight of Zack in time to watch him tumbling to his death, and kicks the tug around to for a nice safe approach and landing back by the impact zone.

Yeah, they don't call you Jim Keen-Intellect Rooney for nuthin'...

http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3600
Weak link question
Jim Rooney - 2008/11/20 22:25:38 UTC

Something to bear in mind... the tug's weaklink is three strand.

For clarity... A normal single loop weaklink would be considered two. A tandem double loop is considered four.

In the tandem setup, the "weaklink" in the system is at the tug end, not the glider.

Ya'll seem to be missing this.
Once you go beyond three strand... you're not using a weaklink. If the weaklink goes, you're getting the rope.
Jim Rooney - 2008/11/23 19:42:44 UTC

Brian... yep... the issue of the tug's link is a big one and you've summed it up nicely.
The tug uses 3 strand and so all this talk about using a stronger one is academic.
You don't get to have one that's equal or stronger.

Here's the other thing missing from this conversation, and it's not a quick soundbite one.
There is more to the bar than simply strength.
See we've got a system that has an extremely solid track record. It's a high bar and you can't improve one aspect at the expense of an other. (you don't get to lower my safety margins for any reason)

The first one we've finally covered is the tug's link. Here's some others...

Greenspun get's used because it's manufactured. It's a common and standard material. You can get it at a fishing store and everyone knows what it is. This seems trivial, but it's again one of those things that looks small, but isn't.

Argue all you like about the validity of it's consistency in manufacturing (I know Tad will), but here's the rub... it has a testing system in place. And it far exceeds anything any non manufactured article could hope to achieve.

I know when you hook up what you've got. It's assumed that you know what it is, so what? I want to know. Why? Cuz I'm on the other end of the damn rope! You don't get to make decisions about MY safety. You don't get to make decisions about how far I'm taking you into harms way. It's just not your call.

With greenspun, I know what you've got. We don't have to have a conversation about if I'm willing to tow you or not. If you roll up with something else, that conversation happens. I might decide that I'm willing to tow you, but that conversation happens. You are not the only one involved here.

So if you want to use something that "scales with weight", you need to find a common and quality controlled manufactured material that displays what it is.

Why?
You're -asking- a tow pilot to pull you.
You're -asking- someone else to join you in a dangerous environment.
You don't get to make decisions for me.
NOBODY gets to make any decisions about YOUR safety when YOU'RE taking US into harm's way. NOTHING is OUR CALL when we're in harm's way - even getting up high enough to hit the FAA's legal minimum legal figure.

And with GREENSPUN *YOU* KNOW WHAT *I'VE* GOT - or did just a second ago and just before the tailslide, whipstall, and tumble while you fly away through the dangerous monster thermal and come back to watch my soon to be lifeless body being loaded into the ambulance.

And if I show up with something that gets me up ten pounds into to legal range, something twenty pounds heavier than Karen Carra flies and "scales with my weight" a tiny little bit then I get the unbridled joy of having a conversation with you, sticking my nose up your ass, and praying that you'll condescend to my humble aspirations to fly my hang glider higher than ten feet off the dolly.

But hell, given that anything that marginal is so much more likely to fuck me over than it was to fuck over the late Zack Marzec, it's just not worth the continued dice rolls.
User avatar
Tad Eareckson
Posts: 9161
Joined: 2010/11/25 03:48:55 UTC

Re: Weak links

Post by Tad Eareckson »

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=31052
Poll on weaklinks
Jim Rooney - 2013/03/04 09:25:48 UTC

It's better to be off tow.
Oh, yeah, no doubt WHATSOEVER. Whenever anybody has a Rooney Link pop on him he says, "THANK GOD I'M OFF TOW!!!" As a matter of fact I heard a rumour that Zack Marzec's last words were about how thankful he was that his Rooney Link popped and saved him from a lockout. Lockouts are nuthin' to mess around with, I can tell ya.
That's what your glider is designed for.
- Yeah, OBVIOUSLY. If they were designed to tow they'd come with releases that worked built into to them by the manufacturers, like sailplanes, and the owner's manuals would specify weak link ratings, like the sailplane owner's manuals do. The reason Wills Wing doesn't do this and slaps useless Quallaby shit with standard aerotow weak links on them when they demo their gliders at aerotow parks...

Image
http://ozreport.com/pub/images/fingerlakesaccident2.jpg
http://ozreport.com/pub/images/fingerlakesaccident3.jpg
Image

...is to discourage people from towing their gliders as much as possible and get this sport back to its historical roots.

- So even though:

-- there's no doubt whatsoever that the vast majority of flights in the US and damn near all international competition flights in the world are aerotow launched

-- huge numbers of hang glider pilots enter the sport through aerotowing

-- aerotow is the most dangerous of all tow launches

-- every glider that's aerotow launched spends about four minutes behind a tug for about four minutes every flight

let's not bother getting the theory right and doing or even adopting the engineering to do the job right and just keep throwing gliders up on the same lethal crap everybody's been screaming about for decades, throw in a chintzy piece of fishing line that blows at random every fourth flight, and tell all the crash survivors that they're really much better off because hang gliders just aren't designed to be towed (never have been, never will be) - just like it says in all the fucking Wills Wing manuals (just before they tell you how to tow them with the crap their dealers permit into circulation.
It's a whole lot harder to tow than to free fly... it's far more complex.
Yeah.

- When Zack was ON tow he was constantly making tiny little corrections to stay lined up with Mark.

- But the instant he came off he could just relax and enjoy the ride - 'cause there was nothing he could do that was gonna matter anyway after that point.
Those forces that ramp up (quickly) and add a whole new element of danger to flying are the result of the tow.
Oh yeah. You CERTAINLY don't want any of those forces...

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=30971
Zach Marzec
Mark Frutiger - 2013/02/08 19:12:21 UTC

The load on the tug was not excessive as with a lockout, but I was not surprised when the weak link broke.
...ramping up.
If they're getting into the extreme level of things, then you've stayed on tow too long, not the other way around.
Nope. Really wanna avoid those extreme levels...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlIGsgNFRWM


Just can't be too careful. After all, high line tensions reduce the pilot's ability to control the glider and...
Jerry Forburger - 1990/10

High line tensions reduce the pilot's ability to control the glider and we all know that the killer "lockout" is caused by high towline tension.
...we ALL KNOW that the killer "lockout" is caused by HIGH TOWLINE TENSION.
When in doubt... get the hell off tow.
Yep. Hard to go wrong with that strategy. And if you're ever stupid enough to think that in your particular situation it might be advisable to stay on for just a bit longer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTKIAvqd7GI


http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2266
Nuno Fontes - Hang Gliding Towing Accident.
2006/05/06 - Nuno Fontes - Advanced - California - scooter tow

We were towing on the lee side of some 1000 foot mountains. I had flown without problems an hour before.

I got to about a hundred feet and the glider was completely veered to the left due to the strong crosswinds from the right.

What made me hesitate and not release was having the right wing way up and being stalled and very low. I had the feeling I was going to be catapulted backwards if I released and had a clear notion I was going to hit dirt in a tailwind.

The best option seemed to be to resist the lock out and slowly bring the glider down, even if it was crooked, but another problem arose when the observer had the tow line cut when I was down to about fifty feet.

I had no chance. The glider that had been hanging on like a kite dead leafed to the ground. The left leading edge hit first, destroying it along with the nose plates. My body's impact point was the left shoulder and the left side of my head and neck.

I remained unconscious for about 20 minutes with a bloody face from what poured from my nose. The chopper arrived about an hour after the crash. I was already semi-conscious but in a lot of pain and having trouble breathing. I was hauled to Stanford (about half an hour flight time).

The toll: fracture and crushing of the upper humerus, several broken ribs, a lung pierced and collapsed by one of them, and broken C1 vertebra right by the artery. They considered surgery, but the no-surgery risk was lower - they feared a chip would rupture the artery.
http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=865
Tandem pilot and passenger death
Mike Van Kuiken - 2005/10/13 19:47:26 UTC

The weak link broke from the tow plane side. The towline was found underneath the wreck, and attached to the glider by the weaklink. The glider basically fell on the towline.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8143/7462005802_bbc0ac66ac_o.jpg
Image

You can ALWAYS count on SOMETHING or SOMEONE stepping in to your situation to remove any doubt.
Get off before it gets scary.
Yep.

http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=6911
Sunday flying at Florida ridge. -
Axel Banchero - 2008/05/22 04:19:39 UTC

Doc's body wasn't moving and we were shitting our pants until he started talking confused. The first thing I saw was his eye bleeding and swollen the size of an 8 ball. There was sand and dirt inside. Looked like he lost it at first until he could open it a little bit.
Dennis Pagen - 2005/01

I hung on and resisted the tendency to roll to the side with as strong a roll input as I could, given that the bar was at my knees. I didn't want to release, because I was so close to the ground and I knew that the glider would be in a compromised attitude. In addition, there were hangars and trees on the left, which is the way the glider was tending. By the time we gained about sixty feet I could no longer hold the glider centered--I was probably at a twenty-degree bank--so I quickly released before the lockout to the side progressed. The glider instantly whipped to the side in a wingover maneuver. I cleared the buildings, but came very close to the ground at the bottom of the wingover. I leveled out and landed.

Analyzing my incident made me realize that had I released earlier I probably would have hit the ground at high speed at a steep angle. The result may have been similar to that of the pilot in Germany.
And never worry about what might happen down the road a few seconds.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bRrpHNa68iY/UQ6Pv9gRZyI/AAAAAAAAjTg/Hc22bx5122Q/s2048/20943781_BG1.jpg
Image
Pretty simple stuff.
Well yeah, but it's not like any of US is blessed with the kind of keen intellect that you were. But it's pretty obvious that you've been at an around all this plenty long enough to understand what's what and who's who so we're all totally cool just swallowing whatever it is you're pulling out of your ass at any given moment.

I know Kinsley is anyway.

P.S. Kinsley...

GET THE FUCK BACK IN THAT CONVERSATION AND START DOING SOME SERIOUS THINKING ABOUT WHICH SIDE OF THE LINES YOU WANNA BE ON.
Post Reply