Right. Fortunately I do. So let's try ANOTHER review of the issues. Try to pay attention this time 'cause I'm getting real tired of writing endless reruns.I do not know anything about the LMFP release...
The total asshole who'd been pumping THIS notorious piece o' crap...
...into the atmosphere for a decade and a half or so about two and a half years ago handed Marc Fink an untested prototype of a NEW piece o' crap to slap on his glider and take for a ride. (While this WAS unbelievably unconscionable, if you're gonna take a reasonably good chance on snuffing your guinea pig - Marc's not a bad choice.)Ralph Sickinger - 2000/08/26 22:18:20 UTC
After towing to altitude, Sunny waved me off; I pulled on the release (hard), but nothing happened! After the second failed attempt to release, I thought about releasing from the secondary, but before I could move my hand the tug stalled and started to fall; Sunny had no choice but to gun the engine in attempt to regain flying speed, but this resulted in a sudden and severe pull on the harness and glider; I was only able to pull on the release again, while simultaneously praying for the weak link to break. The release finally opened, and I was free of the tug.
Since Matt's too goddam unprofessional to build a test rig like...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/aerotowrelease/8317889807/
...I and other responsible people have, he shipped a copy to Wills Wing in hopes that they'd do his job for him. When that didn't work the lying sonuvabitch conned ME down to his lair so I'D do his job for him. It actually bench tested pretty well but it was still an overbuilt piece o' crap. I guess the thinking was that they'd sell a lot better and for a lot more than they would if he put them together the way Joe Street did just using a two and a half dollar parachute pin as the core mechanism to get something that WORKED.
Yeah. Like one hundred percent of the people on this microscopic little forum who've tried to use it. Also seems like one hundred percent of the people on The Jack Show who've weighed in with experiences can't get it to work when they need it to. Extrapolating to the rest of the population I'm getting one hundred percent experiencing problems and zero percent not experiencing problems. What you YOU get when you do the math?...other than some people report having problems with it...
Yeah, just in the air when you try to use it as a release. Always works great during the standard Diev Hart twenty pound function test on the stationary launch cart....in certain situations.
EXACTLY as Matt tells the proud new owner in the manual he gets AFTER he's paid for it. What it DOES work REALLY WELL for is enhancing Matt's bottom line.There is no product liability insurance covering this gear and we do not warrant this gear as suitable for towing anything.
Yeah.I saw Diev's response as logical and what worked for him.
- EXACTLY the way the Wanderer worked for George Worthington...
...right up until the moment when it DIDN'T.Rick Masters - 1982/09/10
The wings were folded together. The fuselage and left wing lay upside down on top of the right wing. Jeff crouched down and looked up inside the fuselage. George was there, still strapped in. There was blood all over his face but he wasn't bleeding.
George was still gripping the canopy frame. We pried his fingers loose. There was blood everywhere from a gash on his head.
We attempted CPR. Joey gave mouth-to-mouth while I worked his chest. Soon our clothes were soaked with George's blood. I think we both knew he was dead, we just couldn't accept it.
- EXACTLY the way a Steve Wendt style truck tow release does just fine...
...until you really need it to and it doesn't.Doug Hildreth - 1990/09
Immediately after launch, the glider pitched up sharply with nose very high. Apparently the angle caused an "auto release" of the towline from the pilot, who completed a hammerhead stall and dove into the ground. Observer felt that a dust devil, invisible on the runway, contributed or caused the relatively radical nose-up attitude. Also of concern was the presumed auto release which, if it had not occurred, might have prevented the accident. Severe head injury with unsuccessful CPR.
Totally agree with you there. He's presenting himself as a stupid little boy ignoring the rules and playing with very dangerous toys he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of understanding. You see people like that get bit all the time - some worse than others.He did not present himself as an all-knowing expert.
Where exactly do you sit?From where I sit, all hg towing releases have some sort of issue.
If you sit in a Dragonfly at - or way more frequently - way beyond the limit of your intellectual abilities hauling gliders up all your life does that make you qualified to design or evaluate anything?
From where you sit what issues do Broyles, Brooks, Lake, three-ring, multi-string, panic snap, Joe Street, Linknife, Koch two stage, straight pin barrel, Russian bite, Dragonfly, and Tost sailplane releases have?
Or are you just sitting next to some asshole bent pin tug driver with a brain half the size of a walnut listening to him tell you how it's beyond the scope of human engineering to develop a mechanism which reliably lets go of one end of a string more than two out of three times? So you might as well buy the crap we're selling at the counter. And don't forget to pick up a hook knife or two for when it doesn't work.
ABSOLUTELY. That's 'cause the people running these shows couldn't get through a high school physics class with guns to their heads. The vast majority of them can't cut grade school math and science.Towing knowledge seem to follow the "10 blind men describing the elephant" model.
Right.An instructor teaches you the safe way to use his release.
http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3107
I have a tandem rating!!!
http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3648Lauren Tjaden - 2008/03/23 22:20:15 UTC
When Jim got me locked out to the right, I couldn't keep the pitch of the glider with one hand for more than a second (the pressure was a zillion pounds, more or less), but the F'ing release slid around when I tried to hit it. The barrel release wouldn't work because we had too much pressure on it.
Anyhow, the tandem can indeed perform big wingovers, as I demonstrated when I finally got separated from the tug.
Oh no! more on weak links
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TUGS/message/1149Carlos Weill - 2008/11/30 19:24:09 UTC
On June of 2008 during a fast tow, I noticed I was getting out of alignment, but I was able to come back to it. The second time it happen I saw the tug line 45 deg off to the left and was not able to align the glider again I tried to release but my body was off centered and could not reach the release. I kept trying and was close to 90 deg. All these happen very quickly, as anyone that has experienced a lock out would tell you. I heard a snap, and then just like the sound of a WWII plane just shut down hurdling to the ground, only the ball of fire was missing. The tug weak link broke off at 1000ft, in less than a second the glider was at 500ft. At that point I realized I had the rope, so I drop it in the parking lot.
Mistake #1 Did not stay behind the tug
Mistake #2 Did not release earlier
Mistake #3 Did not use the secondary
Anyone who wants recommendations for their towing or training, you have a great pool of knowledge in the tow parks especially from the ones that do it regularly and have the experience in the tug and behind the tug.
aerotow instruction was Re: Tug Rates
Don't ever get into a situation in which you NEED to release 'cause if you do the equipment that these total douchebags send you up with won't work.Tracy Tillman - 2011/02/10 20:08:32 UTC
Anybody who is truly a good pilot, in any form of aviation, knows that the knowledge, skills, and judgement you have in your head, learned from thorough instruction from a good instructor with a good curriculum, are the best pieces of equipment you can fly with. Good equipment is important, the best equipment is a well-trained brain. The ironic thing about flight training is that it is the student who avoids getting thorough instruction because they are paranoid about getting gouged is actually self-gouging a chunk of knowledge they should have out of their own brain.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TUGS/message/1165
aerotow instruction
(Don't worry. It wasn't a friendship I valued very much to begin with. (And SOMEBODY had to say it.))Tad Eareckson - 2011/02/12 09:14:49 UTC
Yeah Tracy, don't worry about having sane standards for the equipment to do these jobs 'cause nobody with a well-trained brain is ever gonna be in a situation like that below five hundred feet. Fucking moron.
And you teach engineering? Un freaking believable.
http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=939I truly hope that Tad's release works without any issues, 100% of the time.
Weak link breaks?
http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=233Dan Tomlinson - 2005/08/31 00:33:01 UTC
Tad's post is difficult to read but I've seen his work. His release mechanism is elegant in its simplicity and effectiveness.
AT releases
http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2467Hugh McElrath - 2005/03/05 17:02:56 UTC
Thanks, Tad. I was too green to fully appreciate your system when you showed it to me a couple of years ago. Now I'm more interested. Do I have to fabricate this myself from parts or are you in business?
weak links
http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3347Brian Vant-Hull - 2007/07/21 13:00:33 UTC
I'll be lazy and ask if any of your references give a physical reason for the 0.8 to 2 g range they quote as safe. If not, constructing a reasonable physical argument could be a major contribution. You clearly have the physics down well enough (as good as anyone else in the world) to do so.
Tad's barrel release tested
http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=11497Janni Papakrivos - 2008/06/30 15:35:44 UTC
Tad showed me the release system he installed in Hugh's glider. I was amazed at the quality and complexity of the system. Being able to tow and release without ever having to take your hands off the base tube is wonderful and much safer.
Aerotow release options?
http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=12587John Glime - 2009/04/13 18:09:32 UTC
Not being constructive? There is one person who has put more thought and time into releases than anyone. That person is Tad. He explains the pros and cons to every release out there. I gave you the link to more release information than the average person could ever digest, and I didn't get a thank you. Just you bitching that we aren't being constructive. What more could you want? He has created something that is a solution, but no one is using it... apparently you aren't interested either. So what gives??? What do you want us to tell you? Your concerns echo Tad's concerns, so why not use his system? Every other system out there has known flaws.
weak links (here we go)
http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=11497Patrick Halfhill - 2009/06/21 23:22:23 UTC
You and I met at the ECC a few years ago. We spent 45 minutes or more together going over your system. I saw it first hand. I was quite impressed with the quality of engineering and the time you spent on it.
Aerotow release options?
Walt Conklin (Windlord) - 2009/05/03 16:19:44 UTC
Montana
Very nice engineering, Tad. I can see a lot of thought went into the systems and there is always room to "build a better mousetrap".
Every system we use in this sport can be improved on. Look where we progressed from since I first flew in 71'.
Yeah, miguel, it actually does. The problem is that for every person who works his ass off to make positive changes in this sport...Zack C - 2011/01/10 14:28:40 UTC
When I first saw your release years ago on the Oz Report forum my impression was the same as most people's. I didn't know what the pictures were showing but it looked way more complicated than it needed to be. After seeing the problems that even the best releases on the market have and learning more about your release, however, I understand why you made it the way you did and the advantages it provides.
http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=14663
Aerotow Incident
...there's three or four thousand mouthy little punk clones who get tons of enjoyment pissing all over anything that looks anything remotely like an individual accomplishment.Diev Hart - 2009/12/02 06:45:13 UTC
I'm Tad...
..."well now if you had my mouth release this would have never even been an issue"...
The same goes for the finger string on the basetube release for that matter...
But that's OK. LOTSA times these guys prove real useful sources of crash data if you're willing to wait a couple of years until their string of luck runs out. And it's ALWAYS well more than worth the wait when it happens.