http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=33429
Short Pilot Question
Janica Lee - 2015/09/19 23:44:10 UTC
Your advice acknowledged + appreciated, peanuts.
- Yeah, I always make sure that total fucking assholes "advise" gets acknowledged.
- Appreciated by whom and for what? Anybody who appreciates his advice can and should go fuck him or her self.
While the .org is a valuable resource...
...whenever someone needs to get jerked off...
...it is not my only one.
No! REALLY?
I am seeking the input of fellow pilots of short stature since my advanced instructor is neither short nor dealing with narrow female shoulders.
And is thus totally incapable of understanding the issues and recommending solutions to the problems. So how are you coming getting responses from fellow pilots of short stature dealing with narrow female shoulders?
Timothy Ward - 2015/09/20 00:38:02 UTC
What do you see the problem as being?
Being of short stature and having an advanced instructor who is neither short nor dealing with narrow female shoulders.
What goes wrong with controlling pitch?
She can't control it.
Jack Barth - 2015/09/20 02:24:39 UTC
First are you using any kind of wheels?
Of course. Wheels are for girls and she just told you she's a girl.
I would.
- Faggot.
- Why? Just how many decades do you need the perfect your flare timing?
Second and I do this alot don't do jack rabbit starts. I do and inevitably the nose pops up after second or third stride. Not good in light wind.
Have you considered using a standard aerotow weak link to increase the safety of the footlaunch operation? Whenever our nose pops up on aerotow our weak link blows and crashes us to a safe stop at the end of a harmless inconvenience stall.
Start with an even stride progressively getting quicker and stronger. Keep the nose down until you run out of running room or it takes off. Do your best not to flop onto the basetube to early. I use a reverse grip technique and during the transition i tend to let the nose come up not good. in light winds. Be aware of the incline whether it's steep or gradual. The gradual launches can prove a lot more difficult and require a lot more run and perfect technique. When flying different sites you have to be careful you don't make any of the errors you got away with on the more forgiving slopes.
There's been days I sat it out after analyzing slope and light wind. at my age I knew conditions could bite me. Watch other pilots closely especially those that make it look easy. Also some wings balance tail heavy which makes launch in light winds more difficult. Some times changing the CG helps, but not usually.
And make sure you never dolly or platform launch tow. Towing is much more complex than just running off your mountain perch like a bird and therefore twenty times more dangerous.
2015/09/20 02:40:03 UTC - 3 thumbs up - Glenn Zapien
Get fucked, Glenn.
Ken Howells - 2015/09/20 06:23:55 UTC
San Bernardino
Presuming leverage to control pitch is the problem, perhaps pads on the inside faces of the downtubes or on the sides of your shoulders (or both) would allow the control frame to be (a little) higher relative to your hands - you'd be gripping lower and thus have more leverage...
Perhaps. Or perhaps it would just introduce a lot of slop into the system and shoot what control she currently has to hell. Janica's not the only or first person to be dealing with these issues. If you can't point to anybody else having used this proposed solution there's probably a reason.
...once your hang strap gets tight.
Once you're near or at the end of your run. If you let or make it go tight before or early into your run your wing will rise into the turbulent jet stream and you'll get a false sense of security.
If it's ground-clearance for the basetube then I suggest platform shoes.
And a longer harness to accommodate them.
If it's both, definitely go with the pads on your shoulders and the platform shoes and may I suggest zebra-striped leggings.
Pix or it didn't happen
Or the fucking glider manufacturers could provide gliders to safely fit the people to whom they're selling them.
The Falcon 4 / Sport 2 / T2C has been designed for foot launched soaring flight.
No it hasn't - not for Janica and plenty of other people with similar builds anyway. And foot launching is inherently dangerous 'cause you're no fucking way in anything close to certified flying configuration until you're off the ground and have cleared Christopher's Five Second Rule.
Gil Dodgen - 1995/01
All of this reminds me of a comment Mike Meier made when he was learning to fly sailplanes. He mentioned how easy it was to land a sailplane (with spoilers for glide-path control and wheels), and then said, "If other aircraft were as difficult to land as hang gliders no one would fly them."
http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=27086
Steve Pearson on landings
Steve Pearson - 2012/03/28 23:26:05 UTC
I can't control the glider in strong air with my hands at shoulder or ear height and I'd rather land on my belly with my hands on the basetube than get turned downwind.
Hasn't been designed to be landed either. It's total fucking crap shoot whether you can get these things safely stopped in real world conditions and none of your gliders ships with safe landing gear. And none of your harnesses are built to take belly or wheel landings without sustaining damage.
It has not been designed to be motorized, tethered, or towed.
But you know bloody goddam well that the vast majority of gliders you sell WILL be towed. And you refuse to:
- build in, provide, or even recommend safe towing equipment
- tell us what the fuck you mean when you tell us to use an appropriate weak link with a finished length of 1.5 inches or less
And you couple towing with "tethering" to make it sound like towing is just another fringe activity.
Mike Meier - 2005/09/14 16:23:46
Hi Tad,
I generally try to avoid getting involved in internet forum based arguments and list discussions - in my experience they tend to be not productive of much that is positive.
You don't GENERALLY TRY to AVOID getting involved in internet forum based arguments and list discussions. You never have and never will touch any of them with a ten foot pole. Right now Janica's having potentially deadly problems with one of your gliders that doesn't exist in your owner's manual and hasn't been addressed by her u$hPa certified Advanced Instructor...
You should never attempt to fly a hang glider without having received competent instruction.
Janica Lee - 92449 - H3 - 2013/12/23 - Brian Horgan - FL AWCL CL FSL HA TUR
...who's a certified clueless mega asshole, and is attempting to get it solved in Jack's Living Room by Jack's Mutual Masturbation Society in which the most competent people in the sport have been declared poison to it and banned.
And where the fuck are you?
Why Can't We Get A Handle On This Safety Thing?
Mike Meier - 1998/09
"WE" can't get a handle on this safety thing 'cause of "YOU". You put out a dangerous defective product that you could easily fix but won't and sell it through a network of thugs and won't lift a fucking finger whenever "WE" need your help doing your job for you.
I generally try to avoid getting involved in internet forum based arguments and list discussions - in my experience they tend to be not productive of much that is positive.
- WHAT "experience"? Any experience you have with forums has been as lurker. Which means that you're standing aside and saying NOTHING about the stomp test you have in all your owners manuals after some asshole does his load test just AFTER launch. Guess he deserved to die 'cause he wasn't on a Wills Wing glider?
- Oh. So IN YOUR EXPERIENCE they TEND to be not productive of MUCH that is positive. Which means that IN YOUR EXPERIENCE they ARE productive of SOME that is positive. Just not enough for you to bother to participate - 'specially considering all the other safety thing advancements you're constantly accomplishing in OTHER venues - the magazine, videos, radio talk shows, faxes, telegrams, town criers, smoke signals, cave paintings...
- Any chance you could point us to one or two of the internet forum based arguments and/or list discussions which, in your experience, tend to be productive of much that is positive? Or have you bothered to incorporate any of this material in your manuals and advisories or post it on your website? Just kidding.
- How 'bout just condemning a bit of the outrageous bullshit that gets spewed by motherfuckers like Dennis Excellent-Book Pagen, Dr. Trisa Tilletti, Davis Dead-On Straub, Ryan Instant-Hands-Free-Release Voight, Jim Keen-Intellect Rooney, Tom Galvin? Not really into that either?
You obviously have no interest whatsoever in helping to get a handle on this safety thing. How 'bout having at least the honesty and decency to say so, withdraw your totally useless article, and get the hell out of the way of the people who do?