Minor monkey invasion in the morning at the Biological Station - Howlers and Capuchins in the branches and on the roofs. Lotsa cameras and iPhones blazing away.
A younger female staffer shows up in front of the office area with a little bat in her hands. I ask if it's alive, pretty much knowing that it can't be. But it so looks as if it is. It isn't.
She brings out some obscure mammals guide and we very quickly zero in on Mexican Funnel-Eared. Really exquisite, beautiful, delicate little thing. Too bad about the dead part.
Get rolling, retrace our route to Bagaces, emerge from the forest into the range and agricultural areas.
I crest a rise and from the left a smaller Iguana...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ctenosaura
Ctenosaura
...decides his optimal cover will be under the car. I swerve, brake, slide sideways, miss the damn thing. "What happened?!" "Iguana. Suicidal iguana." Feeling pretty good about not killing him.The world record sprint speed for lizards (21.5 miles/hour) was attained by the Costa Rican Spiny-Tailed Iguana (Ctenosaura similis).
Revisit our Scissor-Tailed Flycatchers and pick up some nice Crested Caracaras. Hard to get tired of either of those.
Pick up the Pan-Am, split off south on 23 to 27 east to 34 SW to Tarcoles. Hills and moderately heavy traffic most of the way so I gotta do all the driving (again).
Tarcoles area is something of a tourist zoo. Crocs tend to be a big draw.
http://www.expedia.com/things-to-do/tarcoles-river-tour.a436520.activity-details
Tarcoles River Tour - North Pacific Coast | Expedia
I've already seen enough to last me the next two or three years but it seems that thousands of others haven't. Just getting into Villa Lapas is moderate hell. And the place is set down on the Rio Tarcolitos so it's not like there's likely to be a helluva lotta vertical to burn with respect to parking options. Arrive, there isn't, big surprise.
The place is packed, I've got ONE doable looking parking option, the cars on both sides of it are asymmetrically crooked as hell, and the approach is short and steep. I ask HM to step out and help guide me in.
The steep part has me scared shitless of stalling the engine. Coming close to twisting my head off checking and rechecking clearances. Starting, aborting, adjusting multiple times. Finally think I'm set pretty well based on my alignment with respect to the car on my right, gotta be good on the other side too 'cause I'm not hearing anything from Air Traffic Control to the contrary, OK, let's put this baby to bed.
CRUNCH.
Then HM comes in with the "HELP". Starts telling me about all the stuff I was doing wrong while he was doing his potted plant imitation. It would've been WAY too much trouble to just say, "Stop." a couple seconds BEFORE impact. And then my brain kicks in and I remember the last time I'd asked for his "help" in handling a dicey parking situation on Tobago two years prior. Should've fuckin' known.
Couple hours of hell in store... Massive embarrassment, language barriers, nonexistent Alamo phone support, driver's license, passport, glove compartment stuff, crime scene photos, motorcycle cop... And my victim's a male housekeeping staffer.
And somewhere in the course of all this crap HM tells me that we won't be able to stay here tonight.
WHAT?!?!
In his trip planning he'd left 2019/01/20 open as an option day, hadn't made reservations for anywhere. Also didn't make reservations as the day grew near and Villa Lapas had become THE option. Couldn't be bothered to pick up the fuckin' phone and do a goddam thing at any point in our long drive south. Didn't tell me to just pull up to reception and leave the engine running while he ran into the desk and checked to see if anything was available. Any one of those options would've required the firing of half a dozen functional brain cells. Sunday afternoon, how could there possibly NOT be anything available here?
JESUS FUCKING KERISTE!!!
So what the hell are we doing NOW? We'll just drive back towards San Jose and stop and check places until we find something. BRILLIANT! Keep doing the same thing over and over again until we get better results. Why didn't I think of that?
I go into the lobby, light up Google Earth, zoom in on Tarcoles, click on the first lodgings icon I see, pick up the phone, a minute and a half later we're set at Hotel Carara for the night for chump change. 2.1 klicks from where we are now, 1.2 klicks from the intersection at which we'd turned left instead of right an eternity ago.