Put a hand on a downtube and your speed capability goes to hell and your chances of breaking an arm go through the ceiling.
Gil Dodgen - 1995/01
All of this reminds me of a comment Mike Meier made when he was learning to fly sailplanes. He mentioned how easy it was to land a sailplane (with spoilers for glide-path control and wheels), and then said, "If other aircraft were as difficult to land as hang gliders no one would fly them."
AND we're gonna pretend that we can safely and sanely foot land in narrow dry riverbeds with large rocks strewn all over the place and in tall grass.
WE CAN'T.
And all we accomplish practicing to do it is to increase crash, injury, and fatality rates.
I paste that comment of Mike's so often that I don't really read it. I've had it in my head that he was including conventional control surfaces (ailerons, elevator, rudder) in the issues - but he's only referring to spoilers and wheels.
Glide path control isn't a problem for us. ANYBODY can be trained to set up an approach to ANY halfway decent field and if we wanna put it down in an indecent field we can use drag chutes. Wills Wing makes and sells them and puts extensive instructions on how to use them in all of their owners' manuals.
Standup landings are HUGE problems for us. NOBODY can be trained to do them safely and consistently enough to use them for the only thing they're supposed to be good for - landing in places we have no business trying to land in.
So let's play a little with that sentence...
He mentioned how easy it was to land a sailplane (with wheels), and then said, "If we landed hang gliders the way other aircraft were, landings would be brain dead easy and we'd have five times more people flying hang gliders a hundred times more safely."
Steve and Mike are saying, in unguarded moments, EXACTLY the same thing - and EXACTLY what I and a few other people with measurable levels of common sense are. But that's not what the sonsabitches are writing in their owners' manuals.
And I'm guessing one of the big reasons that wheels - like hook-in checks, releases, and nonfiction weak links - are taboo subjects in owners' manuals and magazines is because advocating or even bringing attention to them would open up HUGE liability issues.
Hang gliding is hardwiring everybody to treat every landing as tall grass landing when what it SHOULD be doing is hardwiring everybody to keep the fuck away from tall grass and treat every landing like the one that killed Ljubomir.
Tall grass ANYONE can avoid.
But if we're gonna fly in stronger winds and thermal conditions - and we are, 'cause otherwise there's not much point in flying - then NO ONE can avoid shit like that which hit and killed Ljubomir while he was practicing his tall grass landing.
And we need to assume we're gonna get hit with shit like that which killed Ljubomir and gear for bellying in with both hands on the basetube at least down to the two second mark but preferably - in the interest of our downtubes, arms, shoulders, and necks - down to the zero second mark.
Launching, flying, towing, landing...
Manned Kiting
The Basic Handbook of Tow Launched Hang Gliding
by Daniel F. Poynter
1974
"Never take your hands off the bar." - Tom Peghiny
...the more we stay on the fuckin' basetube the better our outcomes are likely to be.