http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=35165
Superstitions in hang gliding?
piano_man - 2017/03/16 02:06:57 UTC
Georgia
Never say dead or die on launch.
Never ever say - "watch this" as it pertains to some maneuver you're about to perform.
Don't talk about or listen to chatter regarding accidents or bad landings on launch.
A bad landing on launch? That DOES sound particularly unpleasant.
2015/08/23 - Rafi Lavin? Nah, my wires are fine. I know 'cause I just replaced them two months ago.
2015/08/24 - Craig Pirazzi? I don't need no stinking wire assist in this rotor. Wire assistance is for faggots.
2013/02/02 - Zack Marzec? We'll probably never know what really happened with that one.
Avoid anything negative as you begin to set up and launch.
I am safely hooked in. I am ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE I am safely hooked in. It would be totally MORONIC to have the slightest shadow of a doubt on this issue at this point in the process. (Think of the happiest thought, Any merry little thought...)
Avoid negative thoughts in general and especially as you begin your landing approach.
There's no fuckin' way there could be any powerlines or barbed wire fences stretched across that field, another approaching glider I've missed, or a downhill grade I haven't picked up on or that I could get hit by a gust, 180 shift, thermal blast, rotor at this point. So I'm gonna do my standard looooong final which allows me to get upright early with my hands on the control tubes at shoulder or ear height where I can't control the glider and start adjusting my glide to nail that real or imagined old Frisbee in the middle with a perfectly timed flare.
Don't fly if you didn't get enough sleep. 5 hours is pushing it for me.
3 red flags before launching and I'm grounded. A bit subjective.
So let's say I bump my head, stub my toe, or trip and almost fall, in other words, clumsier than usual - that's one red flag. Or I lock myself out of the house before driving off. That's another one. Let's say I leave the house and drive for 30 minutes before I realize that I forgot to grab my harness - definitely a red flag. Now depending on the day and how I'm feeling I may reclassify a red flag for a yellow one (2 yellow flags = 1 red) in which case, if I have 2 red flags and a yellow - I consider myself pushing the envelop...
Inability to spell "envelope" = another red.
...and try my best to stay on point.
Oh good. Another u$hPa...
...FOCUSED PILOT - complete with wristband. Just what this sport really needs at this critical point in its history.
All of this is just a way for me to surmise or sort of keep track as to how I'm functioning on some basic everyday activities before hucking myself off of a cliff. If I'm sort of loopy or forgetful on a particular day I'll know it and hopefully think of something else to do with my time (like play the piano).
After bagging and loading the glider, driving the hour and half back down around the switchbacks, over the interstate, through the suburban streets necessary to get back home. 'Cause even though with three red flags certifying me as a total accident waiting to happen in the air I'll always be just fine piloting a two thousand pound chunk of metal and glass with a couple hundred horses under the hood at a mile a minute through the maze of other vehicles, pedestrians, dogs, kids on bicycles.
And there couldn't POSSIBLY be a dangerous situation anywhere in the future that you'd have been better able to handle after gaining the flying day's experience of which you just permanently deprived yourself 'cause you weren't your usual beacon of perfection and perkiness in the hours leading up to launch.
If I decide to fly anyways, I'll know I'm on shaky ground.
- Whenever I decide to fly I ALWAYS know I'm on shaky ground. Helps a lot in keeping my head from going dangerously far up my ass.
- But as long as you don't have any flags racked up for the day you're more than happy to hop on a cart with a Marzec pro toad rig behind some dickhead in front of a Dragonfly tow mast breakaway protector while the cumies are really popping.
- And you're on PERFECTLY SOLID ground with respect to all that other rot you've written. Pretty fucking obvious these are actual issues after all the super highly detailed accident reports we've gotten from Mitch and our Risk Mitigation Officer.
Lemme tell ya how a REAL pilot functions. He's CONSTANTLY thinking about worst case scenarios, mistakes that he may have made, may be making, may be about to make and best possible remedial actions, bailouts.
I don't EVER run off a cliff confident that I'm safely hooked in 'cause I did a hang check in the setup area five minutes ago or a hook-in check at launch position two seconds ago. Even if I feel a solid connection on the hook-in check I'm always wondering if I did a partial (again).
NMERider - 2012/03/14 15:17:14 UTC
Landing clinics don't help in real world XC flying. I have had the wind do 180 degree 15 mph switches during my final legs. What landing clinic have you ever attended that's going to help? I saved that one by running like a motherfukker. And BTW - It was on large rocks on an ungroomed surface.
When I come in on many of these flights with sloppy landings, I am often physically and mentally exhausted. That means fatigued to the max. Many times I can't even lift my glider and harness, I'm so pooped.
This is the price of flying real XC. I have seen many a great pilot come in an land on record-setting flights and they literally just fly into the ground and pound in. I kid you not.
None of this is any excuse mind you. There has to be a methodology for preparing to land safely and cleanly while exhausted. This is NOT something I have worked on.
Jim Rooney threw a big tantrum and stopped posting here.
His one-technique-fits-all attitude espoused on the Oz Report Forum has become tiresome to read. It does not work in the fucked-up world of XC landings and weary pilots.
I refuse to come in with both hands on the downtubes ever again. I have had some very powerful thermals and gusts kick off and lost control of the glider due to hands on the downtubes. I prefer both hands on the control bar all the way until trim and ground effect. I have been lifted right off the deck in the desert and carried over 150 yards.
I like what Steve Pearson does when he comes in and may adapt something like that.
http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=27086
Steve Pearson on landings
Steve Pearson - 2012/03/28 23:26:05 UTC
I can't control the glider in strong air with my hands at shoulder or ear height and I'd rather land on my belly with my hands on the basetube than get turned downwind.
ALL OF US are in shit shape at the ends of long thermal flights - totally FESTOONED with red flags. If we felt the way we do just before landing just before launch we wouldn't and would be nuts too.
Gil Dodgen - 1995/01
All of this reminds me of a comment Mike Meier made when he was learning to fly sailplanes. He mentioned how easy it was to land a sailplane (with spoilers for glide-path control and wheels), and then said, "If other aircraft were as difficult to land as hang gliders no one would fly them."
So how many of these flag counters will forego opportunities to perfect flare timing, stay prone and on the control bar, and roll or belly in when they're exhausted, dehydrated, half airsick and the field is flagless and switching the hell all over the place?
Three red flags before getting to the ramp/cart - scrub the day. Way to show maturity and responsibility as a pilot, dude!
Roll it in when totally wiped and conditions are screaming broken downtube, arm, neck. Wheel landings are for girls and fags.